THIS is what YouTube was created for!

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Awwww, look how he just lays back and lets the water wash over him.
I bet he's thinking "Yeah boy, I'm gettin' good and clean now!"

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I'd love to know - in human English - what this cat was thinking in this clip! lol



"No, human! Kitteh sez NO!" lol

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My two takeaways were:

1) These motherfuckers love them some damn cheese.
2) If you break into their house - be prepared to get FUCKED up by some crazy-sharp-ass knives.

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I don't have anything "negative" to say about this. It came out looking great!
But that is an AWFUL lot of cheese. Kinda way too much - for me. But it looks good.

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OK, if a French chef doesn't make French toast right - what hope do we really have left??



I'm seeing red flags already...

1) Cracking them eggs on the rim of the bowl. Hell yeah you're gonna get shelling in your eggs!! Pfft!!
2) Non-stick pan. Now, this ain't a problem for your home cooks. But a chef?? Feels like GTFOH territory to me.

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Damn, never seen anybody try to deep fry anything in butter before!! lol

***EDIT***

I'm such a bitch!! lol

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Aannnd he didn't brown-crisp it up enough! Good lord man, who wants soggy french toast??

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Fruit toppings?? Oh, and I suppose I'M the uncultured swine for wanting American pancake surp on mine?

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Only 15 seconds in and this shit is lookin' promising as HELL!!!

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Ooooookay, another one like Frenchy. Cracking the egg with the side of the spatula??

HARD FLAT SURFACES!! Egg shells are NOT an ingredient!!!

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And I can't help but think that all that ham would benefit GREATLY from a quick little dance on the griddle.
Crisp up some pork?? Now why would any Asians wanna do something crazy like that??? o_0

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Aaaaah, OK - my dumbass jumped the gun, they ARE flipping that ham-side over to brown it up.

Nice move, Korea!!

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Well shit!! Korea makin' some goddamn sammiches!!

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I got nothin' but some high-ass hopes for this!! Burgers win nearly every time!!

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Tarnation! They'd put McD's straight the fuck up outta bin'ess with them burgers!!

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Always so well informed. Thank you Sir Cashie!!

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God damn!!



Molly got that motor runnin'!! *Rrowwl*

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My man Rusty out there gettin' his Davy Crockett on!!



They're beautiful but if it's all the same, I'd rather not have ANY kind of an encounter thank you.

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Twelve-pack of Dr. Pepper????   *can't wait to find out*