THIS is what YouTube was created for!

[user328]

I mean hardcore gamers will buy it, if it can be used with games they want to play. If it's another of Apple's walled gardens designed to show ads to a captive audience, only Apple fanbois are gonna care about it.

[Mister Obvious]

wacked off in the shower today cuz didn’t wanna walk around with a boner all day 

I just now watched this. It was on my recommended.

2:00 God bless this guy, he's so right though. I've been clicking "Not Interested" a lot lately.

2:58 check how happy he looks after that, lol, he's a great creature. Bless his heart.

[Mister Obvious]

4:00 I think he's... kind of a unicorn when it comes to this whole "soulmate" desire as a male though. I don't think males generally tend to think about things like that. Regardless, he's being a wholesome and positive force in the world, that's all that matters.

[Mister Obvious]

4:48 he's so right though. For me at this point in my life, I can't even IMAGINE someone I'd want to have that exchange with... so I didn't close my eyes and imagine anything, lol. It's time to clean up our collective act, 100%.

[user428]

He's pretty cool. I just don't like jocks, which is why I initially reacted negatively to his message.

[user428]

He could never land MO though. He's too prim and propper.

[Mister Obvious]

He's HARRRRRDDDDCORE Christian... it's almost impossible to see dudes like that in a sexual way regardless of what they look like. I mean he is serving intense pastor vibes. It's great, but it's not something that really strikes lust into your being or anything. He's dedicated and on a mission clearly, I really respect that.

[Mister Obvious]

He'd never want me, he's like elevendy years younger than me. Lol. He's gonna have like 18 kids and prolly need at least 2 wives along the way over the course of several decades to do it.

[Mister Obvious]

He'll be one of those dudes who's welcoming his 16th son into the world at age 75.

[user428]

Yeah. That's how I thought you saw him. As a guy with good morals. But not like someone you'd wanna hang out with.

[user428]

Yeah, he'll have ten kids if he has the chance.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh I'd hang out with him. I just wouldn't have sex with him, I would be way too frightened. Only half because of him. Lol.

[user428]

Oh, okay. MO is into the jocks. I'm more of the greaser type. Lol.

[user428]

https://gfycat.com/impassionedsoftdeinonychus

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not into any "specific" type...

I love so many different kinds of men.

My favorite is probably the 1970s Columbo guest star murderer archetype though...

[user328]

Oh, okay. MO is into the jocks.

I mean since there aren't any girls like me in her neck of the woods, she may as well overcompensate with beefcakes.

[Mister Obvious]

Or the actors who play the antichrist from any 1970s/80s horror movie.

[user428]

Lol. You do have good taste in guys.

[user328]

https://gfycat.com/impassionedsoftdeinonychus

You gotta add that emote, MO. lol

[Mister Obvious]

"I want some sexy dudes to hang out with"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-2443.html