THIS is what YouTube was created for!

[GXT]

Relaxing walk until somewhere on Oak Street in track 2... There was a table with a big bowl of Mike and Ike's...
I thought ahh childhood nostalgia! and grabbed a handful.
But they tasted awful like maybe they were expired...

After a few minutes I began sprinting zig-zags and was suddenly in the mood for way different music

[Mister Obvious]

I love that granny goodness.

[Mister Obvious]

It's almost as good as apple bottom jeans.

[somethingelseishere]

Goddamn, just over six minutes of unrelenting comedic brutality!!  

*chants* "Triumph, Triumph, Triumph, Triumph!!"

[somethingelseishere]

[somethingelseishere]

Well my day is ruined. Turns out - Emma is NOT a cat person.

The heartbreak... is tremendous. : (

[somethingelseishere]

Some people say things like "Praise Jesus" and "Thank you God".

I say "Aubrey Plaza". It's even better when I can muster up the Jimmy Swaggart tears of repent
and say it thricely -- "Aubrey Plaza, Aubrey Plaza, Aubrey Plaza".

It's Thursday bitches. And in Aubreyland, it's Thirstday. Everyday. 





*needs help, won't get it*

*EDIT* Can you believe I misspelled the Elvis of televangelists name??

[somethingelseishere]

12:22 - 12:49

Drip-feed bath salts into the public drinking water then watch and see.
What do people think all that bath salt hysteria was about ten years ago?

Two words: Beta-testing. OK, a hyphenated word.

[somethingelseishere]

At the end, she mentions how she loves that more people are moving to the
wilderness and building cabins and are living "off the grid". Well, I don't know
about the rest of the world but here in the US there's a little stinger known as
property taxes - and if you don't pay those, the feds WILL step in and show you
exactly who owns what!

And for those who think it's still a SHTF-viable option - just wait until enough people
are doing it and the gov't starts losing shekels - there will suddenly arise a new and
completely ridiculous [as well as unsustainable] tax on those living "free". Most likely
dubbed some bullshit climate-adjacent nonsense - the "endangered land" tax. They'll 
give that a whirl to steal a few more million before just booting people the fuck off
their own land and declaring some bastardized form of eminent domain. For the climate. 

There's only one way to stop/fix ANY of this. And I'm smart enough not to type it into
ANY electronic device.

[Dink Beaver]

33 year old bum 

[Mister Obvious]

[Dink Beaver]

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wQInf23DOo

6:41-7:14 the goods. Mute before 8:02, RIP headphone users.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL it's already viral as fuck.

[Mister Obvious]

It was the "AW FUCK THAT, BITCH!" for me.

Iconic.

*chef's kiss*

[Mister Obvious]

They must have known it was totally iconic too, for the footage to get released to all the media SAME DAY.

Pretty sure I heard some loud smacking sounds too...

I think it was the guy smacking the judge, lmao.

I dunno for sure though, I don't watch the vid past a certain point because I don't like to see the poor feller get wailed on by security!

[somethingelseishere]

That swan dive had twenty-five years of "fuck you" behind it. The execution was near flawless. 

"And now, ready for the high-jump... this fool." 

[GXT]

That really was an impressive leap... reminded me of Pete Rose sliding into base.
Probably a symptom of psychopathy.

[GXT]

Not that judge lady isn't also a psychopath... prolly some kinda magnetic pull going on, lol

[somethingelseishere]

It's never OK for a male to strike a female - but that video did make me chuckle.
Guess it was the absurdity of it all. Just so extreme. From off-camera to center frame - WHOOSH!!

There's a lowering-the-bar/bar-exam/lawyer joke in there somewhere, lol.