THIS is what YouTube was created for!

[Mister Obvious]

Like it was clear it was over and he wasn't gonna be repeating it again because of the final close of the song. I mean... think about that shit for a second. For real.

[Mister Obvious]

To me, birds are one of the top hardcore giveaways that we seriously live in a simulation. It SEEMS real, but this level of programming within all its lifeforms... it's definitely a 'game' of some kind.

[Mister Obvious]

Birds are annoying as fuck, but I also love them.

This must be how men feel about women.

[GXT]

Yeah they are kind of annoying... I got dive-bombed by a bird once and ran away across the street tripped on the curb and splayed out Pete Rose style in a yard. My shoulder was effed up for like 2 years. My brother called it my bird shoulder lol.
But eventually it just got better and now it's fine.

[Mister Obvious]

Yo, that's fucked up.

[Mister Obvious]

Cuz I mean, usually they're just a minor annoyance... like they're super loud and shit. But that right there was like actual consequences. Don't some birds carry away small animal sometimes too?? Lmfao. Agh. Well, thank God most of them are pretty tiny and harmless these days.

[GXT]

Like I could barely even lift it. I think what fixed it was I said fk it and started lifting light dumbells with it doing presses. It worked almost instantly.

[GXT]

I almost posted about this to Fung last year when his shoulder was effed up, but I never did for some reason lol

[GXT]

Cuz I mean, usually they're just a minor annoyance... like they're super loud and shit. But that right there was like actual consequences. Don't some birds carry away small animal sometimes too?? Lmfao. Agh. Well, thank God most of them are pretty tiny and harmless these days.

Oh I've seen a Peregrine falcon grab a pigeon in midair and fly away lol.
The one that came after me was tiny like a starling or something, but it scraped the top of my head

[GXT]

It was in the spring, I think I must've walked close to a nest

[GXT]

We used to watch these birds at dusk in Cincinnati over the Ohio River, I think they were nighthawks... they flew super high and would zigzag around going after insects.

All these bird memories are cooler now that I know birds are dinosaurs haha

[GXT]

My brother will still give me shit occasionally about bird shoulder... gonna tell him it's my dinosaur shoulder from now on

[Dink Beaver]

Humbly accepting servitude, appearing docile and harmless, all whilst quietly nurturing a deadly hatred for humanity.

[Mister Obvious]

[Dink Beaver]

Customers have spotted a curious thing about the Pepsi logo. If you turn it upside down, the company name reads “isded”, which almost sounds like “is dead”

[Mister Obvious]

That's beyond the pale, Beaver. One toke over the line my dude.

Yet it low key makes sense.

Cuz if you drink it too much, it's gonna help kill you for sure.

[Mister Obvious]

That's fucked up.

[Mister Obvious]

His best video yet. For sure.

[GXT]

2 Stoked 2B Stoic

Have to make a correction this one should've been 2 Stoic 2B Stoked...

Could still use it for a skateboarding channel or something though

[Mister Obvious]

I have no words.