THIS is what YouTube was created for!

[Dark Dick]

You should dress in sexy Halloween military/super heroine/barbarian outfits for your Patreon cutlery videos.

[Mister Obvious]

I got called "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" the other day when I was out on the town with some buddies. Apparently it was the boots and the pants. Lol. I'm actually wearing the same outfit in this video I got distracted from editing.

Agh...

YouTube man. I dunno about it.

Why does it seem like every single fucking platform I use just automatically suppresses my content no matter what?

I fully believe it's a conspiracy against me.

It's a good thing I don't care. If I lusted after YouTube fame, it'd prolly piss me off though.

I did care about YouTube back in ~2017 with the Trix channel. And I had like 3k subs. I thought the videos were pretty funny, but honestly, I'm still not sad I deleted that channel.

I always bitch when people delete their channels and they have a high sub count, I think they're being super ungrateful. But to be fair, they had like 100k subs. THAT is a waste. 3k subs is great too. I probably should feel worse than I do about it.

[Mister Obvious]

They say you gotta post every day...

But doing *anything* EVERY DAY is just way too damn often.

I guess I don't want any of it bad enough...

[Dark Dick]

I always look at YouTube channels as archives.

Whenever I stumble onto a new channel I like, I go through the past videos.

If your channels are there after you're gone, the next generations might discover your videos.

Just like how all those painters became famous after their time.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, I started my most recent channel from that concept... an archive of everything I'd made up til that point.

It was my attempt at making a channel into "what it would have been" if I had never deleted my first one from 2010.

Everything I'm doing (including re-opening this forum) is basically my version of a dead man's switch.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude I never realized Lynn Thompson (Cold Steel) had such a cult following...

There's all kind of hilarious nicknames for the guy and people act like he's some kind of god.

It's awesome, and I think it stems from the same reasons why people hated on him and called him a "Mall Ninja"...

There's a certain charm that comes along with being unapologetically yourself, embracing your interests, going for the gusto.

That's what Lynn symbolizes, and it's like he gave these dudes permission to be proud of their love for swords etc.

I dig it. Apparently these folks call themselves "blade heads" and I guess I could be considered one of them.

I've always loved pocket knives and swords, and I have a lot of them but I've never thought it was unusual.

I just figured everybody loves knives.

[Mister Obvious]

Knives are the shit.

Like sure, it's the same kinda thing as guns...

You only really need like 3, max.

Just a few well chosen pieces to get any job done.

But you end up collecting a shitload of them.

[Mister Obvious]

I think the love of blades is just in humanity's DNA as a whole.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/brya...01737.html

Dude this is fucked up.

Is it standard practice to have cameras watching prisoners in their cells??

That's...

Terrible.

Like yeah I get it, the guy brutally murdered 4 innocent people and that is pure evil, but...

Y'all know I personally believe murderers and pedos should be launched into space, cannonball style.

People shouldn't get locked away for decades to waste taxpayer money keeping them alive.

Especially fuckers on death row.

Just put the fucking guy to death man...

Watching him in his cell is creepier than fuck, death would be preferable.

[Mister Obvious]

Humanity cannot get anything right.

I am so for real.

Except for weaponry, they really nailed that one.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I've seen this video recommended before, I guess it's going viral again.

I never clicked on it til now.

Powerful. The sounds cause some type of clarifying action in the head area, like with the sinus.

I'm not trying to make some elaborate joke either, I'm serious.

And I'm just listening to it out of laptop speakers.

If you were wearing headphones or you were actually there...

It's some type of magic for sure.

[Dark Dick]

5:02 - LOL. Look at how skinny David Caruso was.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh my. That poor emaciated ginger needs some of my meat on his bone.

[somethingelseishere]

Dude, I have no idea how this channel is staying up but goddamn this shit is fucking
hilaaaaarious!! God bless the anti-woke motherfuckers making these. 

[Mister Obvious]

The first 2 minutes reminds me of bubbling water.

[Mister Obvious]

@Medicbobs
When you're having a stroke but bills still need to get paid.

Sad shit man.

[Mister Obvious]

People claim Katy was trolling cuz she plays a 'toy doll' in one of her shows or something. I call fucking bullshit.

She's a slave to the industry just like Britney was. Rain or shine that bitch has to get on stage and gyrate or there's gonna be hell to pay.

[somethingelseishere]

There's no telling what all they go through to maintain their fame/status.
Mind control, torture, sexual abuse, weird gang-stalking kinda shit like in
that movie The Game. Sooo not worth it.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude...

Have y'all seen "Late Night With The Devil" (2023)?

I couldn't believe they actually made that movie.

But it was done by a couple of indie filmmakers, brothers...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_and_Cameron_Cairnes

I figured hollywood was just getting braggadocious about the whole 'ritual' thing, but when I looked into it, I was surprised.

They've only had 3 movies. They really were just legitimately trying to make a statement.

Wild shit. I can't really say much without giving away spoilers but, two words...

Bohemian Grove.