Eyebrows should be brushed straight up...

[Dark Dick]

https://atomic-chronoscaph.tumblr.com/po...lina-kyles

Catwoman Costume 1992.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/fuckyeahcheesecak...0677420032

Here's a great Batman Villain.

Miss Magic Marker 1954.

[Dark Dick]

https://atomic-chronoscaph.tumblr.com/po...an-returns

Batman Returns.

[Mister Obvious]

Dancers live longer than most people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eileen_Kramer

She died at 110.

ONE HUNDRED FUCKING TEN.

Dance, bitches.

[Mister Obvious]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tao_Porchon-Lynch

102.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/fuckyeahcheesecak...lie-newmar

[Mister Obvious]

God, Julie Newmar was so foxy. Her eyebrows were on point from the jump too, not just after her Catwoman days...

https://i.imgur.com/7AtU0An.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/gWymMCU.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/UELuDUq.jpeg

So wicked hot.

[Mister Obvious]

Yowza.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/eternityphotos/75...-luxurious

[Dark Dick]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/25c7fcfd0616...042843.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

Dancers live longer than most people.

She's 67.

[Mister Obvious]

That lady has been posting on YT since 2011 and she's been recording videos for like 40 years apparently. She's posted home movies from 30 years ago and she's exactly the same, even her hair is the same. It's fucking wild.

She has SIXTEEN THOUSAND VIDEOS and 21k subscribers sooo... yeah. That's uhhh... a fuckin' discrepancy if consistency is key. IMO.

[Mister Obvious]

21k subs is nothing to shake a stick at, but for THAT long in the game with THAT many videos? Make it make sense. Cuz it doesn't.

[Mister Obvious]

And yeah she's a lil eccentric but... if anything, that would have gotten her more subs over the years, not less.

[Mister Obvious]

Very odd.

[Mister Obvious]

This is the very first video ever posted to her channel.

I have to crank the volume up all the way to hear her...

But she's exactly the same as she's always been.

Let's try to find one from like the middle of her channel and see if the quality got better...

So it looks like a bunch of her videos are super short, like under a minute. And these were posted 11 years ago, so she was way ahead of the curve on short content.

A lot of the videos from ~10 years ago have very few views, like tens of views.

Here's one from 2015...



So the low volume issue was fixed like 10 years ago.

Other than the thumbnails being repetitive and stuff, I don't see any clear reason why YouTube would be suppressing her channel or anything like that.

I dunno, I just find this fascinating.



2:17 BROOOOOO, YOOOOOOO. I don't know if I can watch this man, it's fucking INTENSE yo, that shit is CRAAAAY.

First of all, let's not even talk about the guy, but check her out. Like WAY BACK THEN she was already some kinda expert at filming especially herself and just... knew how she wanted things. This is fucking trippy man, I feel like this is too personal and I shouldn't be watching it.

And their names are Jack and Diane.

I am tripping so effing hard right now, like what the actual fuck.

THIS IS A LOT.

[Mister Obvious]

I found the weird part of YouTube and it has A LOT of videos.

Now I don't feel so weird about my own videos, but at the same time...

This lady said she originally made her channel so her kids could watch it and listen to her life wisdom in case she dies.

She's actually one of several people I've heard say this in the past couple months, so I'm wondering if YT is pushing channels with this whole "made it for my kids originally" thingy.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it's pretty cool that we're all able to post potentially regrettable shit on YouTube all day and night if we want to.

That's pretty neat.

And just the internet in general, it's really great to be able to share your thoughts/opinions/creations all day every day if you want.

It's very exciting. I think everyone should be doing exactly what this lady does and post videos explaining yourself. Cuz why not??

And you could argue that it's all vanity and no one really cares about "listening to your wisdom", not even your own damn kids...

But maybe it still works out in the end. Maybe your videos end up inspiring someone or helping someone who's NOT even related to you.

Even if it doesn't help anybody and everybody basically thinks you suck, still, what's the harm?? That doesn't DO anything. It would only impede your enjoyment if you let it, so that's optional.

[Mister Obvious]

Cuz that lady is posting to YouTube for her own damn self.

Way before YouTube, she was filming herself because she wanted to and she likes it.

She has every right to do that.

And so does everybody else, so I think everyone needs to get to it.

I don't really think I have the stamina for doing it multiple times a day the way she apparently does, but I'm okay with that.

I guess everybody has their own pace, and that's probably for a reason too.

[Mister Obvious]

But I dunno, it's funny to me...

She tells her life story in several vids, and she's always wanted to be an actress or some shit. Like she went to hollywood when she was young, I guess things didn't work out on that front.

But she's always been tangled up with wealthy dudes as a constant, and I feel like that's the deal with her husband.

You can tell in that home video that he's only humoring her because he thinks she's like the perfect MK ULTRA sex kitten or something.

She talks really highly of him in all her vids so I'm not saying the guy sucks or something. It's just very interesting to watch.

2:32 YOOOOOOOOOOO. This is from 30 FUCKING YEARS AGO. BEAR THAT SHIT IN MIND.

This is...

I dunno.

I can't.

I think I can't with this, it's just too intense.

2:57 it's giving porno opening scene, like... bimbo mail order bride type shit, but she's American.

3:15 "same old stuff" lmfao, like no biggie guys, just going to live in Europe for a while, AGAIN.

Man this is just so... intimate.

4:12 NINETEEN NINETY FOUR.

I am just fucking saying.

I am shook man.

Like...

It really makes me think about my own self.

4:31 her style really is pretty fucking dope though, I must admit.

You can definitely see the '80s influence with the fashion in these clips.

She's a natural with the camera without a doubt, like her or not.

I always wonder where the hell this flow and connection with the camera came from, since cameras are a new invention and so unnatural. How is it so deeply ingrained in people already?

It must have to do with the part of the brain that deals with looking at/talking to other people. For those who love to film themselves so much, they probably like themselves in some way, so they're happy to see themselves and hang out with themselves.

I think there's a bit of narcissism and a smidge of mental problems buried off in there too, but fuck it, that's true about almost every other aspect of life anyway.