Wild West Outlaws: Historical Superstars Of American Culture

[Mister Obvious]

DOES ANYBODY HERE REMEMBER VERA LYNNNNN

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Wait, wrong song.

[Mister Obvious]

I just need to start a Gunsmoke thread because it's pretty clear what's about to go on here.

[Atma]

I think that's great because whenever the main characters marry each other, the show inevitably tanks.

This is so fucking true. Once they shoot their load, we shoot ours.

Chemistry is fine, but you can't overstate the importance of tension. Once you lose the tension, you lose everything.

Did you ever see the show Moonlighting? Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd's chemistry was ridiiiiculous, but what took it from fun to amazing was the unresolved sexual tension between them. They clearly want each other, and that dynamic is what made the show.  

I think the only way you can resolve sexual tension but keep interest levels high is with a love triangle. Like Kate, Jack and Sawyer from Lost. Because if two people resolve their tension, it jacks up the tension and drama between the shared interest and the left-out party. And really, there's all sorts of ways to extract drama from a triangle. You can impose another triangle, creating a star of David (lol). For instance, again with Lost, you throw in Juliet, as an additional love interest to both Jack and Sawyer, and now you have exponentially greater friction. This is how soap operas stay relevant for decades.

[Mister Obvious]

The episode is "Milly" and I'm 100% unclear on why she married his old ass dad instead of marrying him. I think his dad should have introduced the two instead of being a selfish bastard. Like he didn't predict there was gonna be a problem there? Stop fuckin' with me. His dad ain't even any richer than he is, come on. Now he's gonna have to bang his step-mom who's even younger than him. Guy's dad is a fool, bottom line.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno how any kid who WASN'T born in the '60s COULD be into Gunsmoke, let's be honest... it makes sense I have the taste for it now that I'm old enough to appreciate the finer things.

[ThE fEcKin EeJiT]

Im not allowed to post in this thread why? 
Im not banal shitposting?
That is fucking mean.

[Mister Obvious]

I just need to start a Gunsmoke thread because it's pretty clear what's about to go on here.

https://www.sectual.com/thread-18541.html

[Mister Obvious]

"Becoming Evil: Serial Killers of the Old West"
https://www.vudu.com/content/movies/deta...st/1700779

I kinda wanna watch this.

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"The Assassination of Jesse James By That FUCKING COWARD Robert Ford" (2007) - Review & Commentary

Check it out, I got this bitchin' book of articles written by wild west legend turned journalist, Bat Masterson...

https://imgur.com/a/ZurHCR3

If you look at the first page, the intro written back in the day when Bat was commissioned to write these articles, they won't even say Robert Ford's name, they just call him "who killed Jesse James"...

https://i.imgur.com/TjH8Rs7.jpg

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It's Virgil Edwin Earp...

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/1192...edwin-earp

He's mega old in this video but he's still got this intense wild west lawman essence that makes him totally hot.

TIMELINE

1879 - Born in a wagon train's camp ground at Tombstone, Arizona.

1893 - Wyatt's brother Morgan, was gunned down in Tombstone. Wyatt went on a vengeance spree, getting five of the men.

1895 - Virgil carried a six-shooter when he was 16.

1897 - He was the Sheriff of Paradise Valley, Nevada when he was 18.

1900 - Had 3 notches in his gun by the time he turned 21. The first man he killed had molested his sister.

1909 - Virgil settled down in Sacramento, California.

1918 - He listed on his WWI draft registration card that he worked as a collector and solicitor for the San Francisco Chronicle.

1942 - He listed on his WWII draft registration card that he worked at the Sacramento Air Depot, McClellan Field, Sacramento, California.

1950's - Worked for Lucky market in Sacramento, California. (source: Sacramento City Cemetery staff)

1958 - Virgil got nationwide attention in 1958 when he appeared on the television quiz show, "The $64,000 Question," and won $32,000 in the Wild West category. He described himself as a gambler. He has also appeared as a performer in television westerns.

1959, November 15 - Became ill on Sunday while visiting his niece, Mrs. Frank McKenzie, in Vallejo, and died there at her home Friday, November 20, 1959.

[Dark Dick]

"I Married Wyatt Earp" (1983)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/wdqwn2BOMlya/

[Mister Obvious]

I'm actually distantly related to Marie Osmond by marriage. Hers, not mine!!!!!

Anyways, I can't stand the bright sound of happy choir bitches, but Marie's pretty hot.

I skipped to 1:20:00 in the movie where "it" happens.

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[Dark Dick]

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[Delia]