Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[user328]

Seems to me that whenever the camera catches a full-on frontal view of her, she's leaning ever so slightly away from him. If it was more pronounced, I'd say she's not really into him. It's too subtle to make that call here though.

[Mister Obvious]

Thank you for your observations, Dev...

I always love hearing your take on things and really value your input.

[user328]

I love you, MO. And not in a gay way.

That's the first thing I look for in pics of couples though. Which way is she leaning with respect to the guy? Pretty much tells you what you need to know.

[somethingelseishere]

Gnomesayin'?

Probably not a popular opinion but I must respectfully disagree. On nearly every point.

Taking into consideration this is concerning the famous & ultra-wealthy, I guess it can't be looked at
from a normal-Joe kind of perspective. In my opinion, if she were to go forward with that kind of cold,
mechanical approach to bringing children into this world then I can't see that she would view them
as much more than future living heirs. 

It would really only amount to her playing a slightly more organic game of eugenics.

[Mister Obvious]

In my opinion, if she were to go forward with that kind of cold,
mechanical approach to bringing children into this world then I can't see that she would view them
as much more than future living heirs. 

I can absolutely understand this point.

I can see where in some places, I said some pretty harsh things.

I will try to more compassionately frame the issue...

Were Paris to choose someone with appropriate traits that she truly admired, and wanted in her offspring, from a man who she may not necessarily want to live her life with, but appreciates his qualities enough to select him as a sperm donor...

She would absolutely love the children just as she would if they were products of a more "conventional" type of situation.

[somethingelseishere]

Were Paris to choose someone with appropriate traits that she truly admired, and wanted in her offspring, from a man who she may not necessarily want to live her life with, but appreciates his qualities enough to select him as a sperm donor...

I guess that's the sticking point for me. 

When two people fall in love [real love, not Hollywood-love] their bond vastly overshadows any
thought to possible 'ticks' or 'undesirable traits' of one another that could show up in their children.

In fact, those kinds of things usually go a long way towards being an endearing aspect, reminding
the husband or wife of one another; through the love that they shared in making that child.

Lending to the idea that if anything were to ever happen to either of them, they would always have 
a little piece of their beloved to live on through the child/children. And having that reminder would
ultimately and always outweigh ANY "genetically superior" offspring one could hope for.


But that's only if a person wants children WITH a partner and not as a solo project.

[Guest]

She's no Nikola Tesla (a previous celebrity incarnation) but at least she's damn pretty!

Is Soul Match a word? Matches Ignite, mates... "pair." Paris is a sweetie. So cute with her little
dog and M.Monroe ability to produce orgasmic faces to constantly flaunt her physical beauty. 

Hell, some say she's so pretty, they'd eat one of her turds just to get to her brown route. (On Paris).

[Mister Obvious]

First of all, check out Dev's baller as fuck new AV!?

[Mister Obvious]

M.Monroe ability to produce orgasmic faces to constantly flaunt her physical beauty.

I meeeannn...

Actually, Paris has like 2 modes...

Smiling, and that other expression she does.

She doesn't really do anything else.

Way back in the "Simple Life" days, it was even a meme that Paris has like 1 expression/pose that she's perfected to flawlessness.

I'd say that remains true.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't fault you for not knowing that though...

It'd be kinda gay if you did.

[Mister Obvious]

Seriously, go search her...

She has the teeth smile, the lip smile, and the main look.

Sometimes they catch her between the teeth smile and the lip smile.

But that's about it.

[user328]

First of all, check out Dev's baller as fuck new AV!?

Hoes be jellus!

[Mister Obvious]

So gosh darned cute.

[user328]

Kim Kardashian has exactly one facial expression in every pic, and it's a pretty insipid one.

[Mister Obvious]

But for Kim it's because of botox...

[Password]

My Request: 



Dear God in Heaven.

[user328]

But for Kim it's because of botox...

She must've got botox in her 20s then because her face has been stuck like that for decades.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah she's been getting all that stuff done to her face since she was like 20 or something.

[Mister Obvious]

I hope Paris never throws her aversion to cosmetic procedures by the wayside.

It makes her very unique that she steers clear of the fake shit...

I want her all natural forever.

[Mister Obvious]

Hell, some say she's so pretty, they'd eat one of her turds just to get to her brown route. (On Paris).

I'd definitely tongue her ass.

No homo.

I wouldn't suckle her bits though, that's gay.