Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[Mister Obvious]

But on the other hand...

What kinda person would be willing to carry a baby and then give it away for money at the end of the whole process??

You'd think somebody willing to do that would have to be of a certain mindset...

Shit, it almost sounds like some kinda hardcore personality disorder.

If you were terribly poor and desperate for money to survive, then I could see it...

But you know for damn sure that Paris is not paying an extremely poor person to have her child, you know she must have been very choosy.

So the 'dire straits' need for money theory does not cut it in a case like this at all.

[Mister Obvious]

2:54 damn dude, you know she was disappointed when she found out Mel Gibson wasn't the father.

Pretty sure Carter's 100% gay, so I have no idea how he got into the pickle of knocking up a woman the old fashioned way.

Maybe they parted ways after he came out to her or something.

[Mister Obvious]

She looks better than she's ever looked in her fucking LIIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEEE.

I just thank God she went the surrogate route, or she'd look all kinds of fucked up right now.

It's so much more important to be hot!

[Mister Obvious]

Okay so maybe I did have a falling out with Paris low key, but I do still love her.

[Mister Obvious]

And I swear I do love her for more than just being stupid fucking hot.

[Mister Obvious]