I'm planning a big post election Trump victory party...

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Definitely a pro move.

She made the call and just did it.

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Sigh...

Well, I hope they definitely fire whoever fucked that up.

She slayed it but it was awkward.

I bet it was on purpose.

Either they planned the silence on purpose, or somebody really did fuck it up.

Turned out fine though.

I gotta slam some aspirin and a gallon of water cuz I am dehydrated as fuck at this point.

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It's like 5 degrees here and my humidifier isn't cutting the mustard.

I cannot stand dry air. For real.

I need to permanently relocate to an area that has at least 70% humidity year round.

Gulf Coast I guess, anybody wanna go in on a Mississippi property with me before the place gets gentrified as fuck?

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And by "go in with" I mean you buy it and give it to me straight up, cuz I'm not sharing and I want to be alone.

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And moist.

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I want to be moist and alone.

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Get some property in Florida and put your house on a mound to bring it up to 20-feet above high tide.

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Get some property in Florida and put your house on a mound to bring it up to 20-feet above high tide.

Southern Florida would be ideal for a variety of reasons...

Mostly because of vitamin D synthesis and UVB year round, but it's still very minimal no matter how far you go in the Mainland US.

That's why I'd like to check out Puerto Rico someday.

Donald should just unite all of the Americas, make it all one giant country and I'll fuck off to Buenos Aires.

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I actually really would love to finish off the second half of my life in the southern hemisphere just so I can see the different night sky/constellations.

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Styx points out that Donald was wearing a "Roman emperor purple" tie.

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The tie looked checkered red and blue to me, but okay.

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"You're a younger, far more beautiful audience than I just spoke to." Fucking ROFL. See. SEE. This is what we fucking love.

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Wowza. Donald makes my head spin with the wild shit he says, I'm obsessed.

God please protect this man and let him live just so we can keep being entertained by the shit he says.

For real. Let him reach Jimmy Carter age. I'm serious. What a fucking icon. Insane.

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