John Maclean: This is a man...

[Guest]

Doesn't this just highlight the evil that is makeup? When I was younger I refused to date women who wore a ton of makeup. What are they trying to hide? I mean, you're literally walking around with a mask on. I see women on social media all the time talking about how there are so many beautiful women and so few good looking men. Well, ya think makeup has anything to do with that?

[Mister Obvious]

Doesn't this just highlight the evil that is makeup?

Umm, yes... this would be a perfect example of that.

I mean look, I love makeup... but I basically never wear it.

If I'm doing a dramatic photoshoot, makeup is necessary almost every time.

If I'm just taking casual photos of myself, maybe some lip gloss. Maybe some mascara.

In every day life? No makeup... 99.9% of the time.

There is a big difference between wearing normal makeup, and so much makeup that it literally changes the appearance of your facial structure.

[Mister Obvious]

They say the eyes are the window to the soul...

As for John, his seem friendly and sometimes loving.

A lot of people with the stark blue eyes are said to have "dead looking" or "old lady eyes"...

I've always thought that was rude, although I have personally seen a few examples of it.

His eyes look pretty vibrant and lively.

At times I do see something not jiving with his left eye, and sometimes it leaves the left eye and bounces over to the right eye...

That's probably because he's a Gemini (the twins) and whatever is in there can jump around at will between the hemispheres.

On most people, including myself, it is limited to one eye.

I don't see a lot of internal conflict in John. His duality seems well united.

[Mister Obvious]

He was definitely one asshair's breadth shy of being born with a bobs and vagene though.

[somethingelseishere]

bobs and vagene

MO got me wantin' curry now.  : (

[Mister Obvious]

lerl

[Guest]

@ 2:23 maybe Genba can weigh in on this being the inter pupillary distance expert

[Mister Obvious]

Roflmfao.

Genba: Resident Pupil Distance Expert

[Mister Obvious]

"WHAT IT ALL MEANS"

[Mister Obvious]

Is scrutinizing random online strangers my favorite hobby?

Maybe.

[Mister Obvious]

Does it seem like it is??

[user328]

Bottom line? Never trust a man who wears makeup.

Ever.

Robert Smith has been married to the same woman for over 30 years.

[Mister Obvious]

Hmmm...

Robert Smith might be the only dude who wears makeup that I am cool with and would probably trust...

[Mister Obvious]

Robert's look doesn't seem to change... he doesn't seem to change up the makeup.

It's sort of like his uniform, like a superhero costume or something.

[somethingelseishere]

Mike Ness from Social Distortion.

I never understood the eyeliner but he's a rockin & rollin' sunuva-sunuva!

Always seemed like a solid dude to me.

[Mister Obvious]

Posted after a year of absence, seems he's fine...

He composed a sorta poem about life/nature, it was a very lovely composition and I gotta tell ya...

For a while I was questioning if he's really a Gemini, but I feel like this video confirmed it because a Gemini could freestyle that entire thing.

But anyway it's cool when YTers post after having not posted for a while, it's always a trip to see how they come off, how they've changed, etc.

[Guest]

I would not leave 'her' alone with my animals for a weekend , shades of cruella deville plus big hands

[Mister Obvious]

I think John's been smokin' down on some of satan's salad...

Lucifer's lettuce.

Been smokin' them ol' LEFT HANDED CIGARETTES!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

MARIJUANA

[Mister Obvious]

Merry hwanna!