John Maclean: This is a man...

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/user/CosmeticConsultant

https://www.instagram.com/LordMaclean

I discovered this a long time ago, but just saw one of these vids on my recommended feed again and I figured, hey...



Why not post this and disturb/confuse the shit out of some people??

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So many different kinds of just plain wrong.

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I mean it just ain't even right.

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And this is not a tranny either... he literally has videos where he says that he's a man.

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To tell you the truth...

I kinda like him, but at the same time, I find the whole thing just...

Absolutely horrifying and too creepy and disturbing to even truly allow myself to enjoy it outside of the realm of those feelings.

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I mean, really...

Just.

What the actual fuck?

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How and what and why.

And how.

And why.

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And mostly just what.

THE actual fuck?

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And I mean honestly, that's probably enough internet for one day...

[somethingelseishere]

Does he have the same name as Bruce Willis's character in Die Hard? lol

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TBH like...

Pretty sure John came from an incredibly wealthy family...

Usually those super wealthy families have super weird kids.

And being an interior designer and all that shit...

Yeah, definitely comes from a hoity-toity family.

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Gravitating toward this type of... attire cannot be blamed on "fashion".

John may be honest verbally in some of his videos that he's a man... but what he presents to the world??

Meh, I just don't know how far his verbal honesty goes. He portrays deception to the world by presenting himself this way.

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https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/j...estar.html

He's a Gemini, which makes sense when you consider his way of speaking, which is totally purposeful and fabricated. His intentional use of "uppity" words in lieu of more basic words, etc. The Gemini is apparent.

But Gemini is the sign of the twins... therefore there are two distinctly different Johns. Most likely appallingly different.

He is a Dog on the Chinese zodiac, which is in no way surprising. Dogs are one of the most fucked up signs there are... no offense to Dogs because some of them can be FINE. And normal. And just fine, no problem, okay.

But when you see somebody like this?? It should never be surprising they're a Dog. Other dogs include Michael Jackson, Prince, Elvis, Donald Trump... you see what I'm sayin'.

I dunno man.

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So I'm reading his astrology chart...

Lots of indicators of superficiality, vanity, and obsession with sensual pleasures. It literally says his looks are the main reason for his success.

Indicators of some type of physical flaw from birth or acquired. Says that he has several keen talents.

Lots of indicators of being born to wealth, as I suspected.

I'm not seeing too many signs of like sheer evil or anything. It says he's generous... and I mean he's a Gemini so generally they're not like monsters or anything.

LOL check out this Pluto/Scorpio aspect verbatim:

Eloquence is a formidable asset which enables to convince one's interlocutors.

LMAO... you just can't make the shit up.

Some of these aspects... shockingly, I just don't get the idea that this guy is a pussy. He's rail thin and looks like a woman, but he would still put up a fight and seems like the type to not back down. He might even be the aggressor in some instances.

There are a few aspects which talk about adoption... a few that warn against violence, whether the perpetrator or the victim. A few aspects which warn against accidents and falls. A few aspects which warn against sexual impulses. Could be a sex perv... and if so, doesn't look good for not being found out or imprisoned over it. So hopefully he just keeps his knickers on straight.

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Bottom line? Never trust a man who wears makeup.

Ever.

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John may be honest verbally in some of his videos that he's a man...

1:28.

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2:10 I gotta hand it to John though...

Where a lot of confused young people in this day and age would seek to cut their dicks off and change their names to something female...

He understands that he's simply a naturally feminine male, and he embraces/accepts it.

Definitely doing it right... definitely doing it the natural way. Didn't fall into the tranny trap.

There are feminine men out there... they don't need to chop their dicks off and change their names. They need to accept themselves.

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They need to look in the mirror, give themselves a big hug, and tell themselves they accept their dicks and balls and their male names, and that everything is as it should be.

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I notice John hasn't made a video in damn near a year.

A lot of people in the comments are saying they're worried, etc.

But he does post every great now and then on Instagram...

This is his most recent photo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDw9sZ6hVpo

It took me like a solid 30 seconds of staring at it to even figure out what the fuck it was.

I get the impression that on an aesthetic/fashion level, he is absolutely fucking disgusted by the state of the world, re: masks.

Looks like he's doing the veil thing instead, which is smart. But you know he probably has to wear masks around his clients. He'd probably rather not work than be seen by anyone in one of those fucking atrocious masks.

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The photo description claims it's about sun protection, but I think it's pretty obvious what he's doing.