I've been wearing a bathrobe as a cardigan for the past month...

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Look how they've pictured the model chick wearing this one...

https://www.amazon.com/Soft-Touch-Linen-...B08F18932Y

That's pretty hot.

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Look how pretty this is...

https://www.amazon.com/100-Cotton-Ladies...B076CNHB4G

Note the well done sleeve cuffs.

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Yes, that's very pretty and I'd want it in my collection if I had a wide collection, but I don't, and since no reasonable colors are available, I'll have to pass.

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This solid pink one is actually sorta bitchin'...

https://www.amazon.com/Abigail-Cotton-Wo...B07NP4BT24

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Whoa look how pretty that model is.

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Wow this is almost kind of a chartreuse color...

https://www.amazon.com/Joyaria-Ladies-Wa...B08KQ4P2FX

I don't mind the waffle weave robes actually, other than obviously being robes, they still look kind of fine and at least they're cotton.

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https://www.amazon.com/TowelSelections-T...B009SU563Y

This robe isn't great, but the model is super hot.

All the pics are her though and she looks slightly different in each one.

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https://www.amazon.com/TowelSelections-W...B07N1X5SSV

Whoa OMG I think this is the same chick too.

I'm falling down an Amazon model rabbit hole here.

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I bet she's wearing wigs.

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What's with the big, loose sleeves on robes though??

You can't get anything done with sleeves like that.

LMFAO, NOTHING.

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I need one of those southern granny robes made for women who intend to cook breakfast in the morning...

Just because they're wearing a robe doesn't mean they might not need to roll up their sleeves!!!

But they need to be darker colors.

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Man you have to really scour the robe listings on Amazon to find anything even remotely acceptable and effective.

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I feel it's important to clarify that I would not wear the heavier robe out in public. Around the house is fine, but I wouldn't wear the heavier robe out of the house... I would wear a long wool coat, in cold weather. Out of the house in the summer I might wear an ideal lightweight/sheer robe with the right outfit.

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I always make sure to protect my skin from the sun.

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If you don't think I'd wear it out in public...

https://www.amazon.com/Feather-Bridal-Il...B07C8LK1RN

I implore you to think again.

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That's ridiculously priced.

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Great selection of colors though, these are the colors that should be available to choose from as a standard.

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That ridiculous robe is gorgeous and would get used for any legitimate purpose like once or twice a year. Other than that, it's basically useless for keeping warm, and I don't like useless shit!!!

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I'm gonna have to say this...

For acceptable, reasonable, efficient everyday wear...

We're gonna have to go flannel.

You could even wear the right flannel robe in public and it would just look like a really long flannel shirt.

I love the flannel pattern and depending on the colors, they can be very well done...

Just don't want anything too heavy.

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My qualm with the flannel robes (and the waffle knit robes too) is the lack of a wide, flexible collar. I like a THICK collar, and the collar serves a lot of functions for me. If it isn't thick and it doesn't flip up, I don't want your fucking robe!!!