What are buttcheeks for?

[Guest]

Butt cheeks = fart amplifiers.

[Mister Obvious]

Now THAT'S true...

[DEUCE-BIGALOW]

DATS A STRANGE BITCH!

[user328]

It's the hip-to-waist ratio that determines attractiveness in females, not just hip size.

And you do have a pleasing hip shape. I don't know why you think your hips aren't attractive.

[user328]

Also, Wikipedia is run by soy boy faggots, so probably not the best place to find out what makes a woman hot.

[FUN-G]

Do you not think it might be the sex machine?

[FUN-G]

Also, Wikipedia is run by soy boy faggots, so probably not the best place to find out what makes a woman hot.

I don't want to make you hot, I just want to cook you and eat you :)

[Mister Obvious]

That's a good point and I mean think about it...

If you Google some shit like that (the way I did)...

Picture it, you're typing "what are buttcheeks for" into Google...

Pages like Wiki are the ones that come up, pages like Reddit.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't want to make you hot, I just want to cook you and eat you :)

Whooooooa.

See I knew it!!!!!!!!

I knew Pisces be into some weird shit!!!!!!!!

[user328]

And you do have a pleasing hip shape.

I mean that video where you modeled the T-shirts you made was pretty fucking hot, and you didn't even turn your butt to the camera.

[Mister Obvious]

PISCES BE INTO SOME HANNIBAL LECTER SHIT

[Mister Obvious]

I mean that video where you modeled the T-shirts you made was pretty fucking hot, and you didn't even turn your butt to the camera.

Thank you, that means a lot to me, because it means a lot to me that I didn't show my butt straight up!!!

I think we're going forth into a time of modesty and covering up (stylishly and sexily) rather than showing so much!!!

[FUN-G]

Whooooooa.

See I knew it!!!!!!!!

I knew Pisces be into some weird shit!!!!!!!!

Oh fuck off war hammer, you are death.
Trix Malone I liked that name better actually was quite smexy :)

[user328]

Pages like Wiki are the ones that come up, pages like Reddit.

Big corporate sites usually rank higher on random topics like that. You'd practically have to register buttcheeks.com to outscore a well-known generic site.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh fuck off war hammer, you are death.

Bro you are like 100% freaked out bro. Fkn Pisces.

[user328]

I think we're going forth into a time of modesty and covering up (stylishly and sexily) rather than showing so much!!!

Girls didn't really start dressing and acting slutty until the 90s. Before that, they knew how to use their feminine charm without being overtly trashy. When I  was in high school, girls wore mainly tight blue jeans and a blouse. They looked good in them jeans too.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh fuck off war hammer, you are death Daeth.

It's true, but right now I'm being the Resurrection.

[Mister Obvious]

I get to be BOTH, FUNGBRO. BOTH.

[THORAZINE-DREAMZ]

Works for me :)
But it might confuzle peeps? :o

[user328]

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