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05-24-2021, 06:55 AM
Are they there simply for cushion so we can sit more comfortably in nature? Then why do some people have flat buttcheeks?? Are they more athletic and thus need less cushion because of less leisure time??
Men typically have flat butts, so the above theory makes sense.
Men are supposed to go out and hunt/gather caveman style while women are supposed to sit around on their puhtooties and feed cavebabies on their teat.
Is cushion for sitting all there really is to it??
Is there more to bodacious butts than we realize?
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Are meaty buttcheeks some type of hormonal indicator?
And is that why men who have big hips and asses aren't as attractive?
Because those features are associated with some kinda female hormone?
Makes sense.
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05-24-2021, 07:15 AM
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I just wonder.
According to Wikipedia, small hips and big tits are favored, while big hips are less favored regardless of breast size.
I've been told I have "childbearing" hips... you'd think that would be attractive!
My guess is...
Males are programmed to knock up anything that looks like it can bleed, and maybe bigger hips are associated with age or having a history of reproduction?
There has to be a reason for big ass in nature.
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If you're a good looking normal sized chick with a sizable ass, it doesn't make sense to think that it's somehow trying to ward off mates.
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I think mad ass is very lust inspiring on a good looking female!
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I think men don't really like big hips and buttcheeks because they're programmed to fuck a lot and cum in holes, not to purposely reproduce.
They have to be tricked. If you look like you might get pregnant and deliver successfully, I think it's a natural deterrent.
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I just read an article that says larger hip size in females is apparently linked to higher intelligence...
So my earlier theory makes sense in this regard...
Big hips are not attractive to males because they denote intelligence and a better chance of squeezing babies out...
Men are not programmed to want offspring, they are simply programmed to try and cum in whatever looks right to them.
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(05-24-2021, 07:57 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Men are not programmed to want offspring, they are simply programmed to try and cum in whatever looks right to them.
This is left vague because individual personal preference does have some place...
But in general I think they just aim for tits and small hips. I guess the tits are a safeguard that they're at least not fucking a child.
05-24-2021, 08:04 AM
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It's kinda like catching the attention of a reptile...
The insect unwittingly dances around just inside their visual boundary until the lizard whips around and eats that motherfucker!
It looked like food.
That's how men see females.
Certain shape, certain combo, gets the attention and nature takes its course.
You don't even really have to be female, you just gotta look like one! Nature's a crapshoot!
05-24-2021, 08:08 AM
You clearly have never been to Australia then.
Reptiles just walk around you like "hey hooman wtf you doing" piss off reptile give me money or fuck off.
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Do I really believe bigger hips are tied to higher intelligence in females? Not really. More cunning maybe, but not more intelligent.
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Just to be clear I am not hating on men, I love dudes...
I just hate nature. Female programming is disgusting too.
We're all disgusting and that's why we come here and live disgusting lives.
It's what we were born of and conceived from.
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Quote:The answer is that most animals use another method to maintain balance: a tail. Humans don't have tails, and so compensate with abnormally large glutes.
Aha, that kinda makes sense. Maybe bigger hips means better balance, and maybe those kinda chicks are supposed to dance and do other weird kinda shit, maybe that's what they call a 'secondary sex characteristic'.
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Nature's big bootied ninja bitches!
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