09-12-2021, 06:30 PM
Hands Up! Panties Down!
I'm done looking at the world in a doomy, dingy, shite light...
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09-17-2021, 03:49 PM
This world is a giant toilet.
09-19-2021, 12:34 AM
(08-02-2021, 01:17 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I've seen WAY too much good lately to keep looking at the world through a shit splattered lens... Implying previous to as of late-you've been looking at the world through a shit splattered lens...? Sounds like a commercial for Nestle. I can't even imagine what that's like. Horrible, but disgustingly sweet. Not sweet in the taste but the intoxicating feel of the drug of hate, disgust, dysphoria...dread. Good to hear you've attenuated your freak frequency. Directional amplitude determined by dilation by aptitude. Do you like flying kites? What about when you were little? Ever seen white light twist into an 8 and fall down in a sea of electric blue clouds?
09-19-2021, 12:43 AM
(08-01-2021, 10:16 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Screw that shit.Cheers! So funny!
09-19-2021, 09:47 AM
^^^ Somebody who reads the news.
09-19-2021, 10:22 AM
the world was never your forever home.
however, the world will ready you for your forever home. in case anything happens to you in your forever home, you will come back to this world and start all over again. eternal continuum when considering these things, the world only has one purpose, to reassemble you to pre-selected specifications once completed, the world ends and you are delivered. therefore, the world will get dingier and dingier for if it did not, you would never want to leave the cradle. it is by design that you outgrow the world, your forever home is waiting for your return. <3
11-07-2021, 12:21 PM
You'd have some quality shits after eating all that chocolate.
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11-07-2021, 01:30 PM
11-07-2021, 03:06 PM
I dunno if all that chocolate would give you a hearty shit, but I do know the coloring on Oreos makes your turds black.
If you're going for a hearty turd, I'm gonna have to recommend a big ol' bran muffin with some lil fruit bits in there.
11-07-2021, 03:08 PM
One of you fellas should perfect a muffin recipe, you could share oversized, pillowy topped bran muffins with your fellow bros in order to maintain healthy shits.
11-07-2021, 03:12 PM
11-07-2021, 04:13 PM
Look at the size of those popovers...
https://www.amazon.com/portal/customer-r...B000NBQFUU Amirite though?
11-07-2021, 10:54 PM
I ain't eating no bran muffins. Oatmeal is about as far down the high-fiber road as I'll travel with you.
11-11-2021, 07:35 AM
Dude i found some cool shades for you
Smoking and drinking with melanie kinda days https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/2d/56/...d2fdae.jpg
11-25-2021, 04:32 AM
Here's another wandering hobo you might like, Fannie.
https://www.youtube.com/c/ChadZuberAdventures/videos
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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