I'm done looking at the world in a doomy, dingy, shite light...

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Peanut Butter Banana Cupcakes.

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Baked Chicken Tacos.

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Hunt's Pizza Flavor Catsup.

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Banana Pudding Ice Cream.

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Del Monte Pineapple.

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Fannie, put some 24-hour MRE's, a .38 Special and some Krugerrands in a chest, and hide it in a crawlspace.

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Here's a Cop MRE for you, Fannie.

[somethingelseishere]

I'm just absolutely sick. I've been put in a bad spot by a horrible piece of trash
cat-hating, cat-abusing next door neighbor. Too long a story to type out but it
boils down to now I have to watch all the feral strays I've been feeding for three
years slowly starve to death cuz she's turned me in to animal control.

I don't have any evidence against her, other than her three dogs' shit in my yard
that she's never once picked up. She's "allergic to cats" and is tired of her dogs
eating and rolling in cat shit, so she says. She's started trapping them in her
backyard. I went over to point out she had one in there, just to make sure she
knew, and I burst into tears cuz I've helped raise Tabby since he was a baby.

She damn near laughed at me. I turned and walked away while she was still talking.
He was left out there in that trap for 12 hours, this past Friday, and she strung me
along via text and then just didn't bother replying. So I had had enough and went over
and let him out. My last message before that was if transport falls thru, she was supposedly 
having her mom take him out to a friend's barn to be a barn-cat, supposedly - 
and the time kept passing and no mom was there, but I said if transport fell thru could
I please bring him and the trap into my garage overnight [it was supposed to rain, but
ended up not] so he can come out of the trap and whenever his ride is ready I'll put him 
in and bring him over.

Nothing. THAT'S when, well, a few hours later when i went over and let him out.
That started a whole shitball rolling. And I know it's her mother's doing, who also
hates and abuses cats/animals. She doesn't even live here [next door]. 

I've gotten my sis onboard to do everything we can to find safe places to take these
kitties to after trapping, so A) They aren't in a trap ALL FUCKING DAY and B) They're not
just put down. But the lowlife animal-abuser next door doesn't like that, she wants to
keep trapping them and doing it her way - which is to leave them in the trap for 
"who gives a fuck" how long. Regardless, this is my first ever time being reported.
I never even knew putting food out for stray cats was illegal. So now we're in a very slow
moving situation with a racing clock - trying to keep these cats and kittens safe from the
trash next door all while not being able to feed them. In this weather, they won't last long.

This is ruining me. There are not enough bad things I could wish on that disgusting cunt.

[somethingelseishere]

I'm guessing the plan will have to be to wait until 3am and put lots of wet food out
[for the birds, of course, not the cats] on paper plates then hey, those empty plates
have been out there for weeks. *shrugs* I'll just have to wait and bring them back in
before daylight. 

Her bitch mom cut a shrub down growing on THAT side of the fence but it grew thru
to MY side, it fell into my yard and was left there. I think the old bitch did it so they
could see better over here. Probably have a camera pointed this way.

[somethingelseishere]

Oh and she moved the trap to the other side of her yard/house so I can't see it
from my yard, the other side has a wooden fence so no view from the street.
BUT, earlier today, I strolled over to the neighbor's house living on the other side
of trash bitch and had a word with the man living there. Gave him a quick run down
of the situation.

See, trash bitch told me the other day, before any of this started, that she'd trapped a couple
cats several months ago, maybe into late last year, and someone had let them out. I said
hmm, you think it's them next door, after she said she did. I said that's weird, but inside
I was cheering for them. See, it's an older man with two young daughters - one around
high school age, the other early-mid twenties. The older one is a pink & blue hair kinda
chick so I'm guessing it was her - she probably had her boyfriend [who is there a lot] jump
the fence while trash bitch was gone and let them out of the trap. So today's little visit
was to make allies so they can report any abuse/neglect that they observe.

Now, I've got eyes on BOTH sides of that bitch's house.

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OH, and another thing!! My sis was back & forth with her via text the other day giving
her assurances that we were taking this seriously and had a plan and things in motion
and trash bitch told my sis that she had put food out in the trap and the next morning it was gone
but the trap was still open. So she thinks she had another bite but "someone" let it out.

My sis told her she knew for sure it wasn't me. It wasn't. So, hopefully it was one of the do-gooders
from the other neighboring house. That or it was one sly-pawed kittie. : )

[somethingelseishere]

Forgot to mention, there's no local TNR program. THAT'S why this situation is so bad.
ANY animal taken to the local shelter will be euthanized. Words from the lady I spoke
to on the phone Saturday. They are not taking pet surrenders either. So options for
helping these kitties aren't numerous. Hence, my extreme difficulty with it all.

And TNR wouldn't work cuz they'd still be here, shitting "alllll over" trash bitch's yard. 

See, the origin of this feral colony happened years ago, before I was ever here.
A house across the street and down two doors, they had about 50 cats. They moved.
They didn't take ANY of the cats with them. So there's the problem. I didn't bring
these cats here. I inherited them. I've only ever done what I could to help them to 
not die a slow, painful death. I've always felt this was on the county, not me. 

And, it's a bit fucked up the way it works -- 

"Bring in ferals for spaying/neutering, small fee, done!"

BUT ALSO

"This cat is too feral to work on."

It just can't be fucking done. I don't think they want it done.

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The canned lasagna looks really good.

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Spam Fired Rice.

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Chocolate Chip Pound Cake.

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Kung Food.

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Chocolate Ice Cream.