When all the normies "learn to code"...

[user328]

Documentary producers will have a hard time finding footage that will convince everyone that what they're seeing is actual hacker code.

[Mister Obvious]

Man I dunno about any of that...

But I had somebody tell me I should learn how to code (for a career) recently and I just shook my head...

[DragonGhoster]

But what about when you see the forest for the trees?
Then you are lost.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, but I'm getting the irresistible urge to tongue some pine sap.

[DragonGhost]

I dunno, but I'm getting the irresistible urge to tongue some pine sap.

Can you actually do that homie? Is that ya haint tounge?

[Mister Obvious]

My haint tongue... rofl.

You're one of a kind, Fung.

[GhostDragon]

My haint tongue... rofl.

You're one of a kind, Fung.

Its GhostDragon please.

[Mister Obvious]

That's what I said.

[GhostyDragon]

That's what I said.

So here is how to eat Tuna.

Get your bowls ready, 2 ceramic bowls, 1 mixing bowl, I colander.
Get your chicken ramen and your spicey ramen out.
Clean your boiling pot and put the noodles in there dry.

Take the seasoning packs and use scissors to cut the tops off and lean then against the kitchen tiles.
If the oil one is hard run it under hot water first to get it liquid.
Put half a kilo of frozen veges in the microwave 12 mins.
Get Tuna in water drain in sink with anti bacterial spray cos fish can stink.

Once Tuna drained enough put in mixing bowl. 
Spray with canola cooking spray and add, pinch salt, pepper, curry powder, soy sauce, minced or fresh Garlic and Ginger.
Mash the fuck out of the Tuna while veges is cooking.
Now you putting cold water into the noodles and putting it on high heat while veges is cooking in microwave.
This should time perfectly takes 15 minutes little mess tasty meal.

Put the chicken season from the 1 pack of noodles into the Tuna and smash it to fuck.
When veges out spray with canola cooking spray, then add same things as Tuna.
Then 2 mins in microwave then chop with knife and fork the huge veges to make them smaller.
Mix veges up.
Put veges in microwave ready for noodles.

When noodles done hit the lights on the microwave we want hot veg 3 mins.

Then put the noodles in colander to drain and chop up with razor knife and fork to make smaller not long.
 
You should have a bowl of spicy tuna, once noodles chopped warm veges straight into bowl with packet onions.
Then noodles on top then add the spicy seasonings like sesame oil etc whatever your noodle come with.

Then mix it all up very well, then put into 2 bowls.

If not want to eat now wrap at least one with cling wrap put in fridge. Or both.
You can do this with chicken breast from frozen, just more chopping it up on plate have to cook and watch on 3 mins.
You mix all this together and have healthy cheap quick food for the day.
This takes me 15 minutes.

[Mister Obvious]

No wonder you're such a hearty sumbitch, Fung!

At least you make sure to eat well, most dudes suck at taking care of themselves like that.

Probably not most of the dudes on here though.

All of us are 'do for yourself' archetypes for the most part.

[user328]

You should try it even if you're allergic to tuna!

[Mister Obvious]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

That's what I was thinking, like...

Great info there bud but uhhhh, no.

[DragonGhost]

No wonder you're such a hearty sumbitch, Fung!

At least you make sure to eat well, most dudes suck at taking care of themselves like that.

Probably not most of the dudes on here though.

All of us are 'do for yourself' archetypes for the most part.

You don't and wont ever know what it is to be a man bitch.
A real man. You will never know why, you will never understand men.
But Women you know I get that shit, its easy like a child brain fool. LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Mister Obvious]

I don't understand men.

But I seek to learn from them as much as I can...

Why?

I don't need to learn from women. I am a woman.

Men are the source of beneficial things I can learn.

I'm just saying.