I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits...

[fungdidgoodpoo]

I only use olive oil and high quality extra virgin like I got a bottle less than half price on special its de bertolli greek high grade stuff.
I have the bran everyday 30g's of fiber but sometimes just can't shit and come out all weird which causes inflamed hemorrhoids.

26 hours after that adeno vector shot it began I took pics to show to my Dr obviously don't want him looking in my bum.
Its definitely an auto immune thing where my cells attack my hemorrhoids but of course the cunt head pricks of government wont acknowledge that.
It has gotten better though not as bad as once was.

It comes and goes which is why I think its an auto immune thing ive had the colonoscopy there is no cancer.
Ya know it could be a food allergy but when it started I was eating the healthiest same food everyday.
So I rule that out.

Good luck trying to find what you are allergic to I couldn't be fucked.
That brown rice seemed to solve it, I like my fluffy white rice but oh well maybe I can't have that which sucks.

If you could just come here and snuggle in the bed with me maybe it might cure it?
But that's never gonna happen so I have to find other solutions.

[Mister Obvious]

Trying to think whether or not there's anyone on earth I'd wanna cuddle with at this point in my life...

Drawing a blank, not gonna lie.

Knowing you're out there getting enough fiber, hydration, and lube is well enough for me, my friend.

[Mister Obvious]

1:56 the man is right.

[FungHasFullRetarded]

Trying to think whether or not there's anyone on earth I'd wanna cuddle with at this point in my life...

Drawing a blank, not gonna lie.

Knowing you're out there getting enough fiber, hydration, and lube is well enough for me, my friend.

Did you go full retard? Never go full retard.

[Dark Dick]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1575/9...1666924672

Fannie, eat five of these and call me in the morning. ~ Dr. Poop MD (Major Dump)

[Dark Dick]

Having to poop is the best, most consistent, natural motivator.

No matter how tired or aloof you are, you get an immediate sense of agency and energy boost to get to the throne.

It's as though all your inner workings align for this one task.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm telling you, it's one of the most important things in life.

I was just evaluating a bag of snap pea crisps for dietary fiber value and wasn't gonna eat it if it didn't meet my standards.

I take this shit seriously. Literally.

[Mister Obvious]

Y'all need to pray for my asshole. You really do.

I just butt birthed one of the most challenging turds of my entire shitting career.

[Mister Obvious]

Shit support group.

That's what this thread is.

[Dark Dick]

You need to "log" what you eat in the days before so you have an idea what foods give you those wide loads.

[Dark Dick]

Your ass is for "sitting" and "shitting".

The difference one letter makes.

"I like to s(h)it out on the front porch and clean my guns..."

[Dark Dick]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4c7e5f139241...7e8942.jpg

Fannie, top left is the back to back position I'm always talking about.

[Dark Dick]

I started doing a barbell routine about a month ago, to supplement my training, and I've been dropping huge logs since then.

[Dark Dick]

https://classic-hollywood-glam.tumblr.co...ginia-grey

It looks like she's about to leave a lump of coal down the chimney.

[Dark Dick]

[GXT]

Lol seems like the cowboy is scolding this thread...

[GXT]

Butt he has a good message in the end

[GXT]

I guess the Koreans don't agree with the cowboy about entertainment though lol

[Dark Dick]

A great meal for a great poop and a relaxed prostate is: Whole wheat bread, mustard and cheddar cheese sandwiches. With oatmeal cookies and Coca Cola.

[Dark Dick]

https://belairstore.com/product/devon-oa...uits-200g/

I had these Oaties.

So I'm guessing oatmeal cookies will make a good substitute.