I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits...

[Dark Dick]

You need to be recorded for prosperity everytime you take a big shit.

[Mister Obvious]

[Wendy]

There needs to be a bucket-sized chocolate ice cream called the Anaconda.

[Dark Dick]

"Give Backside to the Earth".

"Give Butt to the Earth".

[Dark Dick]

"Give Brown to the Ground".

[Dark Dick]

We'll also be using peetrol instead of gasoline in the future.

[Mister Obvious]

Ridin' that chocolate slide!

[Guest]

I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your tits.

[user328]

Russian doctors make the most realistic fake tits.

[user328]

I'd like to shit you all about the quality of your wits.

[Dark Dick]

Wow!

That had to be the girthiest turd I've ever shat!

I can't believe it went down without a plunger.

Simply remarkable.

Yeah, those dumps are soo big and heavy they only need gravity to silde out your butt.

[Guest]

I be maykin a big turd for miss mo in my picnic basket

[Mister Obvious]

One for the record books this morning, folks, hot damn this toilet is a CHAMP!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I mean it was glorious in every way.

That shit brightened my day.

Y'all ever had that happen?

[Dark Dick]

Do you have any openings for a toilet attendant, Fannie?

[Guest]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Mister Obvious]

I would never take a photo of my dook, but I hear you.

[Guest]

I listen to her sweet giggle
Her chestnut hair done up tight in a beret
She will present her case before the court dressed up in creamy glory
And all i wanna do is insert my dick
suck on her glorius nipples then ejaculate within the walls of justice

[Dark Dick]

You need to do these daily dump news dumps regularly, Fannie.

[Dark Dick]

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