SL04N (Sloan Hooks) YouTube: Gossip, Juicy Tea & Conspiracy Theories
#21


Oh jeez, what a shocker... totally couldn't tell that Amanda Bynes' boyfriend Paul Michael was a fucking weirdo just based on his looks alone or anything.

Like, I'm sorry but people need to wake the fuck up... you CAN judge a book by its cover and her BF is clearly a whole plethora of disgusting.

She shouldn't have let people shitcan her philosophy about avoiding ugly people... that's all I'm saying. If there was one thing she was right about at her most delusional, that was it.

2013 Amanda Bynes had it right.

2:45 Bynes has the hallmark appearance of someone who has been taking anti-psychotic medications for a long time. She doesn't need this fucking bullshit in her life, she'd be better off alone than to be with a fucking weirdo like that dude.

Amanda needs to find somebody who's actually hot, and they need to do their best to inspire her to get in shape, and she needs to NEVER reproduce. If I were a doctor, that's what I'd be prescribing for Amanda Bynes' life.

3:08 if she said he put salmon under the bed, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE FUCKING MEANS. Listen to her. ANY of her past videos too. She's TOTALLY BLUNT and speaks nothing but the facts. She doesn't dramatize, she doesn't use "flowery" speech, she's making totally clear and literal statements.

5:58 literally horrible... awful music. It's gotta be her dumbass boyfriend's idea. Just gross. All the way around, totally fucking gross.
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#22
She found his friggen crack stash whether he's high on it or not, it shouldn't even be around. It's sad that Amanda Bynes' life has turned into this. I enjoyed her on TV when I was a kid.
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#23


TL;DW...

Sloan had a horrifying experience after recently moving to LA/Hollywood.

He is from VA, lived in FL for a while recently, then moved out to LA to be closer to connections or something, who knows.

I guess he didn't get the memo that people are LEAVING LA in absolute droves, headed for TX, ID, UT, etc. because violent crime has totally taken over west coast CA.

This is one recent news article that comes to mind about the totally out of control violence dominating southern CA these days...

"Kraken Shuts Down San Francisco Headquarters Citing Violence Toward Employees"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18504.html


Anyway, Sloan said that he was walking in a sketchy alley to get home and this guy started walking with him, propositioning him for sex, etc. He said he wasn't too scared, but then he got up to the gate of his (very nice) apartment to see a ~6'4" male clad in all black, the way he described it sounded like a gimp suit. He said the guy was standing by the entrance, just STANDING there, still. Most likely the two guys were in cahoots.

Sloan said he phoned the police and spoke to a totally disinterested dispatcher for about 2 minutes whilst yelling at the black clad man to get off the property. The police weren't gonna be sent and no help was gonna come from them at all, cuz defund the police, right? They don't have the resources to actually do any protecting of the citizenry, especially in a lost cause place like LA.

He said the guy finally just ran off and got into a nearby car, he didn't REALLY leave. He said he kept the guy who'd been walking with him at a distance and then after the other guy ran off, Sloan expressed concern to him and the guy replied along the lines of, "Oh he's gone now, but he knows where you live." That's not creepy at all, huh?

Definitely working together.

Sloan seemed to have his mind spinning in all directions thinking maybe they were after him because of his online work. I doubt that though. I think this type of shit is entirely commonplace in LA/CA in general at this point.

I left a comment telling him to get the fuck out of there and go back east.

Sloan is a gun owner typically and he's used to being able to defend himself. Hopefully he just gets the hell out of there.

But I COULD NOT BELIEVE how dumb the comment section was...

Comment after comment that looked like it was just copying what the other sheep had already said, dominated by statements like "So sorry this happened to you," and "This broke my heart." Nothing but absolutely useless, lemming bullshit from total drones.

I can't believe how dumb people are.

If Sloan wants to coordinate with other big creators in the YouTube community, he better move his ass to Texas like all the rest of them have.
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#24
When he announced that he was moving to LA a few months back, I got a bad feeling about it and I knew he'd regret it.

I just hope he doesn't stay. Sloan is a good kid and no harm should ever come to him.
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#25


I'm starting to have these experiences where I get annoyed with youngsters who just now discovered shit that happened like 500 million years ago and are acting like it's new.

Not saying the circumstances weren't sus and that Jim Carrey didn't screw the pooch in this situation but... yeah.

Like when this happened back a billion years ago on another planet far away, it was essentially concluded that his GF went all crazy because he gave her STDs. She was too young/inexperienced and he shouldn't have even been involved with her in the first place. Typical gross old guy shit.

But I don't fault Jim in this situation because while it is sad when you have to face gnarly consequences from being involved in interpersonal relationships, it's just part of life. You have to learn to handle it and survive. It's hard, and sometimes it requires seeking help from mental health professionals, but it's never anything to kill yourself over. To suggest it would be is totally unreasonable and there's a mental problem that needs addressing when someone reacts that way.
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#26


Well at least he was smart enough to move out of the other place.

Wouldn't wanna be in SoCal at all, but at least he's (supposedly) found a more secure area.

The sense of being "more accepted" in Cali is all in his head though... guaranteed.
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#27


18:00 it would make sense that those first few albums were stolen from Lina Morgana since Gaga has never made any good music since then. All her music besides those first 2 albums is shit and it doesn't even sound like she and her producers are capable of doing anything as good as the first albums anymore.
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#28


This topic is huge for Sloan...

He's obviously intending to keep it real and talk about some serious shit in his career.

Guy's not fucking around.
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#29
How many people on huge/popular channels (non-Alex Jones, et al) have you seen talk about this??

Basically fucking none.

You especially don't see it being addressed by Gen Z, but here's Sloan... he's coming for that ass.

He's gonna have a VERY interesting life if he decides to keep addressing topics like this...

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#30
Videos about popstars and other dorks will pepper in the perfect amount of bullshit to keep him safe/uncensored.
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#31
Mattress stores are also fronts for trafficking... that has come out in recent years.
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#32
6:50 that level of Turkish engagement is suspicious as fuck.
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#33
Sometimes real info is released and certain false news items are planted just so they can bring one up to "discredit all of it"... they stole her photo and faked an article. She seemed way madder than she really should be, which doesn't help the cause. People's photos are stolen all the time and used for ads, news articles, and everything else. Seen it happen dozens of times.

But I'll tell you what's creepy... the idea that perhaps some of the people who were listed "for sale" hadn't even gone missing yet.

15:20 the WalMart listings are even more transparent than Wayfair's.

One of Sloan's best videos.
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#34


Avril just grew up, that's all.

She does look fucking amazing though.

It could be her very youthful appearance at this juncture that truly fuels the rumors, regardless of their substance. People are just suspicious and stumped by someone who goes through life without racking up all that much physical damage. I've seen "vampire" in the comments sections a lot, for years now. Of course she looks like an older version of herself, but she doesn't "feel" any different, she doesn't exude any sense of being worn down. And that's even after going through Lyme Disease and other shit we don't even know about. She's a resilient individual.

Everything is the same about young Avril vs. older Avril. The eyes (I'm talking on the 'windows to the soul' level too), the teeth, the nose (apart from likely a 'perfecting' rhinoplasty that made sure she still looked like herself), the lips, as well as the entire being is just the same. Any changes in physical attributes can be contributed to normal aging, or to the various cosmetic procedures that are commonplace in the industry.

As far as her autograph changing or her writing changing... well, autographs are something that really shouldn't change. As soon as somebody's starting to take off and become famous, they need to develop that specific autograph style and not deviate from it. As for the handwriting itself, I have at least 2 different styles of handwriting and it varies depending on my mood and other factors.

3:30 it's exactly like the "Faul" conspiracy theory that claims Paul McCartney has been dead since the mid-1960s and was replaced with a double. It was always stupid, and it's still stupid. I concluded long ago that it was an attention diversion "conspiracy theory"... one that is perpetuated to cast doubt on other conspiracy theories.

5:00 body doubles are very common in the entertainment industry as well, but they don't usually take on much responsibility/action other than being decoys at venues/appearances to distract large crowds from the location the real celebrity is using to enter/leave said venue.

7:25 if you wanna stick to the conspiracy theory thing, you could theorize that "Melissa" is Avril's "alter", which is a term used in MKULTRA mind control. They traumatize the celebrity which causes them to dissociate from their body and over time they create a dual personality within the celebrity. Beyonce is one other popstar that had an alter (Sasha Fierce) and I'm pretty sure Katy Perry did too, but who cares.

However, if you wanna take the "Melissa" thing another way, it could be she had a friend or distant family member with that name. It's also possible that the rumors were already swirling about a double when that photo was taken and they may have written that name on her hand (or made her do it) then taken the photos, whether Avril knew about the reference that was being made or not. Any publicity is good publicity and it could drum up more attention to feed into the conspiracy theory. I mean people are still talking about it 15 years later, hence this video. Just saying.

8:50 it's literally not different from the second album. Both album covers show Avril wearing black and a touch of red. But I love a good conspiritard video, so I am here for it.

I'm gonna make a confession that Avril was my fucking jam back in 2002-2003. I was OBFUCKINGSESSSSSED. I loved her style, thought she was gorgeous, and vibed with a couple of her songs. I never got any of her subsequent albums though. I do really identify with her though... especially stylistically. This is my bio compat with Avril... https://i.imgur.com/tjsSfe5.png An overall score of 90% is pretty damn high, so it makes sense that I gravitated toward her image/expression.

9:51 "I'm with you" roflmfao, clever Sloan.

16:38 God, those two should have married and reproduced. They are both sooo perfect. As far as I can tell from Avril and Evan's compat though, it was a mostly one-sided love. One loved the other as a friend, one loved the other as a romantic interest. Who knows which one felt which way though. I'd assume he loved her but she was just... inhumanly not on board with it? Lmao. I can't imagine. Maybe I'm being naive though, I mean all know men aren't capable of love, so it was probably Avril who was in love with him. He could also be gay.

17:07 this whole theory is so dumb, but props to Sloan for talking about it anyway. I just hope he doesn't let this be his last video of the kind, because there are waaaaaay better conspiracy theories out there and they're basically innumerable. Endless content opportunities.

18:14 all they did was slim the tip and bridge of her nose down. Maybe over the years she's had some botox or some other industry standard procedures, but Avril started out so aesthetically on point, there was hardly anything that (in the industry's eyes) needed to be done in the first place. Pretty much everyone in the industry has a nosejob, but the rule of thumb is to keep their prominent features recognizable from the front. Slimming of the bulbous tip or wide bridge would have been done, while also trying to keep her nose recognizably hers. They actually did excellent work on her.

18:20 it's also common to do a blepharoplasty... I'd say it's as common as nose jobs, especially after the age of 30 or so. I doubt Avril will ever go overboard with any procedures though, it's all general maintenance and sculpt perfecting procedures, and again, they've been very well done. It's beautiful, minimal work that just perfects Avril's already stunning natural features for the camera.

18:36 Avril is THE best case scenario for these subtle procedures. Because she's such an incredible palette to begin with, it appears to have been very easy to keep her look fresh and achieve that 'everlasting youth' type of look. Trust me, this is what EVERY SINGLE CELEBRITY, EVER is going for when they get work done, and while they may come out looking great, they are never gonna be an Avril scenario. She won the genetic lottery right out of the gate and usually people don't start from such a perfect blueprint.

18:48 her hairline has always stayed exactly the same though, and a hairline that hasn't been tampered with is as unique as a fingerprint. As for the smile, it's explained by basic cosmetic dentistry and great maintenance. Avril is a smiley chick for being so punky and this necessitates keeping those pearly whites in top notch condition. Overall teeth health is a feature of youth anyway, so it only makes sense that special attention would be paid to the teeth in order to maintain her signature youthful essence.

18:55 I am not gonna lie, I find it stunning that people are still confused over this kinda stuff in the 2020s, but okay.

19:09 Avril has a tattoo reading "Abbey Dawn" which stems from a childhood nickname coined by her dad... https://popcrush.com/whatever-happened-t...abbey-dawn This is why I assume Melissa must have been a friend or a distant family member who Avril just really won't discuss because the matter is private. Dunno though.

19:27 oh come the fuck on... moles and blemishes are absolutely removable and one of the main approaches female celebrities take is laser skin resurfacing/rejuvenation. It gets rid of sun spots, freckles, discoloration and general skin imperfections and they ALL do it. And if they don't, they should. Gurl get that shit!

24:18 serious voice training could be the explanation here.

26:20 softer/lighter voice is also attributed to youthfulness as well, so it's probably all geared toward maintaining youth overall. And again, very well done.

26:44 TBH, if Avril was generally not that happy back then, but now she's happier, that alone could change the pitch at which she sings/speaks.

29:32 oh Sloan, please. PUHLEEEAZE.

40:30 my response would have been that there is a lot of erm, "creativity" in the world that isn't necessarily channeled and expressed in the right way... and that's the cause of these kinda conspiracy theories.
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#35
TBH, I fucking loooooooove Sloan.

His channel is bingeworthy in my book, even if you don't give a flying FUCK about whoever the video is actually about.
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#36


He's coming after Marky Mark now?? This is very much serving me attention ho.
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#37


I've never even heard of this Armie Hammer guy but he literally sounds like he could be one of my exes...

LilDamned
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#38
So fkn glad I'm a nun now.
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#39
I guarantee Armie is a total bitchboy IRL.
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#40
Armie Hammer looks like the poor man's Henry Cavill...

ROFL
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