That 70's Thread

[Dark Dick]

1:31 - Check out that camera angle.

[Dark Dick]

[Dark Dick]

Here's one with your name on it, Fannie.

[Mister Obvious]

Lol, Chato was rockin' the "Damien Stare" before the Omen II even came out...

[Dark Dick]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/c681ccefb8bc...f58868.jpg

Lynda Carter

[Mister Obvious]

Those pants...

[Mister Obvious]

I'm obsessed with that style and they're so hard to find... they're impossible to find, TBH.

[Mister Obvious]

High waist, super flare leg, extra wide cuff bottoms... sigh. Bring 'em back.

[Dark Dick]

The flared legs seem big enough for guys to stick their heads in to get a good sniff.

[Mister Obvious]

For sure, and in fact, that's how I judge whether the bell bottom flare is actually big enough...

If a grown man with a larger than normal cranium can't fit his head into the flare bottom in full with room to tilt his head back and position his nose upward, then they're not big enough.

[Guest]

You can easily screw women in this old car(Nash ambassador)

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2010/03/07/automobiles/07EGO-inline1/07EGO-inline1-popup.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

[Dark Dick]

At least it was made in the 70's.

[Dark Dick]

For sure, and in fact, that's how I judge whether the bell bottom flare is actually big enough...

If a grown man with a larger than normal cranium can't fit his head into the flare bottom in full with room to tilt his head back and position his nose upward, then they're not big enough.

You should call them your "downwind" jeans.

[Dark Dick]

Candy Loving

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae5ca60ca7b5...a38dbb.jpg

[Dark Dick]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/337a047cd025...3bf53f.jpg

Diana Reeves

LOL. The camel toe on those outfits.

[Mister Obvious]

https://i.imgur.com/SEX9i4J.jpg

I think the URL says it all...

[Mister Obvious]

Brandon's got a new upload...



3:22 lolol.

5:56 roflrofl.

[Dark Dick]

I loved this movie.

What would you be doing in an abandoned 1970's Los Angeles, Fannie?

I wonder if Ponch and John would be there, too?

Imagine holding off the Family cultists in the CHP headquarters under the overhead freeways with Ponch and John.

[Mister Obvious]

What would you be doing in an abandoned 1970's Los Angeles, Fannie?

I'd choose a nice beachfront property to make my headquarters. I'd have a house I played around in, but ideally I'd choose a hotel where I could move from room to room after the linens got dirty and the towels were used up.

I'd knock off a bunch of clothing, makeup, and shoe stores at whim. I'd sample all kinds of vehicles.

I would gather up all the chocolate covered cherries in the entire area as well as all the ginger ale and bring them back to the beach house.

I would find a store with lots of deep freezers and I'd get a bunch of small ones and take them to various places and plug them in. I'd go around getting all the best bread and freezing it. I'd gather up as much milk as I could, some spare new containers, and I'd pour the first few cups of milk off the top of each gallon into a new container so it wouldn't over expand all the gallons once they froze. I'd stockpile meat and all vegetables and fruits that were viable for freezing and put them in zip bags and freeze them.

I'd clear out a path through all the main roadways so that I could speed down through and get everywhere I needed to go really fast. I would find where all the celebrities lived and go through their houses and take the coolest stuff. I'd find all their exercise bikes and have solo sex with them.

I'd hang out by the beach most of the time, dripping in stolen jewelry and apparel, and I'd have a kitchen set up on the beach so I could cook lots of delicious food.

I'd collect Lambos and Ferraris and crash them together at low speeds. I'd choose a few favorites and bedazzle them with cheap rhinestones. I'd tape all the windows and dump lacquer all over them followed by buckets of glitter.

[Dark Dick]

I'd find all their exercise bikes and have solo sex with them.

LOL.  Don't forget to wear those spandex bicycle shorts, and drink lots of milk before you start.

~fap~fap~fap~fap~fap~

Add videos of you grinding on exercise bikes to my list, too.

I'll take  all the canned food, they have at least a three year shelf life.

I can always drink your titty milk.