"Gunsmoke" (1955) - Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

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MY ENDLESS LOVVVVEEEE

[Mister Obvious]

I need to make an edit of Kitty in the same style.

[Atma]

I need to make an edit of Kitty in the same style.

FUCKING YES PLEASE

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S2 E32

The big guy at the end of the bar looks like Kelsey Grammer in profile.

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They do have recurring guest stars. Here's Melanie with the nice smile from a few episodes back.

https://imgur.com/a/tyMqNLO

[Mister Obvious]

Here's Miss Kitty's first stars in space edit...

https://imgur.com/a/vhjcHOv

I'll make a whole collection of the Gunsmoke characters in space before it's over.

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Announcer: Gunsmoke in Space. Starring James Arness as Matt Dillon.

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"Whoever heard of a lawman lending his gun?" lol

[Mister Obvious]

Announcer: Gunsmoke in Space. Starring James Arness as Matt Dillon.

roflroflrofl

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S2 E33

She's pretty.

https://imgur.com/a/LMIu4To

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That dude's a shitweasel.

[Mister Obvious]

S3 E34 - "The Big Con"

0:40 some of these Boot Hill opening monologues are starting to be reused... this one isn't being repeated verbatim, but it's very close. The main difference is that the footage is from season 3, so at least they didn't reuse the mega old Boot Hill footage, meaning the voiceover is probably new too so it's likely not verbatim.

3:17 TWENTY THOUSAND EFFING DOLLARS IN A POKER POT AT THE LONG BRANCH!?!??!?!??!?11?!?11 Holy shit man.

3:50 lmao Matt and Chester are engrossed. I dunno, this is kinda crazy.

6:00 well considering the name of this episode, I'm guessing it doesn't work out, lmao.

7:26 oh man look at that phat stack of cash... instant regret. Dunno how it's gonna go south, but you know it's gotta.

8:10 lmao oh God. LMAO. WUUUUUT. I mean. WUUUUUT.

8:55 lol this guy just needs to get the hell outta Dodge right now. It's the only way. He's effing screwed once the town hears about it anyway. They can wire the money or don't, either way he needs to be the fuck outta there.

9:30 yeah, they'll definitely wanna kill you. They probably won't follow you to San Fran though... just GTFO.

10:20 sounds like he says "James Bond" lmfaolol.

10:30 Doc's pretty sexy. Milburn Stone definitely looked his best as an old dude with gray hair and wild eyebrows.

23:30 he's got the sexiest look on his face when he's firing these shots.

25:00 he can treat me kinda rough anytiiiime <3

[Atma]

Here's Miss Kitty's first stars in space edit...

https://imgur.com/a/vhjcHOv

I'll make a whole collection of the Gunsmoke characters in space before it's over.

FUCK to the motherfucking YES, dude. Oh my god. A SERIES. This if fucking NEWS, y'all. And it's fantastic news. This is the best drop announcement I've heard from anyone in 2022. I'm literally fucking giddy. ADRENALINE!!!! It's burning my stomach!!!!!! 



I dl'd the new kitty piece, and it looks so cool next to the one of Matt. Like, just staring at the thumbnails in the folder, they make each other pop wonderfully.

[Mister Obvious]

S3 E35 - "Widow's Mite"

0:45 Boot Hill opener reused verbatim. Which is fine, it doesn't matter, but I find it worth noting.

1:33 obvious gambler is obvious.

2:00 he seems a lot more respectable than your typical gambler though.

They keep saying what I just said every time I pause and push play again lmao.

2:37 "You can whisper it in my ear when you're fuckin' me real deep and hard."

5:48 lmfao he just kills him and rides off with his horse like a straight fucking G... https://i.imgur.com/UL9gXsH.png

8:32 "Well you can come and plant the dick in me every now and then if you're worried about it."

12:42 her husband ain't even been dead a few days!?!!?

16:40 ah come on, I think we all know what happened.

18:38 he ain't fricken wrong.

20:28 well there's nobody better you could wanna see at a time like that!!!

[Atma]

 Like, just staring at the thumbnails in the folder, they make each other pop wonderfully.

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[Mister Obvious]

S3 E36 - "Chester's Hanging"

Uh oh! This episode's gonna be trouble! You know these episode titles are kind of a spoiler... it's not like you'd have ever known the name of an episode when they played it on TV back in the day.

0:35 "Boot Hill's just a rise on the Kansas flatlands... a few tufts of buffalo grass, some weathered markers, and soapweed blowing in the wind. But over there in Dodge City, they don't think much about how ugly it is, or the useless killing that puts men here. They just fill up on tanglefoot whiskey, ease their gunbelts and go on the prowl, lookin' for high living. Yet, more often than not, they end up here having found only a shallow grave. Matt Dillon, US Marshal." https://imgur.com/a/odGxWnp

1:55 the hell are these, ninja cowboys or something?? Cowboy wrestlers?? lmao.

4:00 lmao the rope is Chester's favorite toy.

6:00 listen... I know Jim is a common name. I know it is, anyone can admit that. But don't you think this show takes it a little far?? Like... where are the Bobs?? Where are the Joes and the Jacks?? I'm just saying. Too much of a good thing is still a good thing, but that doesn't mean it's not too much.

12:40 I'd skip town on that dude as soon as I stepped foot out of that office.

15:44 look at the righteous curly hair on this guy.

23:14 damn nice one out of the front door guard!

[Mister Obvious]

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Seeexxxxyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Or is that...

SECTSY!?!?!

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S2 E34

Talk about reversals of fortune. Two kids who've never been in trouble a day in their lives stop in for a drink with Miss Kitty, and both end up dead at the hands of the same gunman within seconds of each other.

Matt beat the fuck out of the gunman in a fist fight.

[Mister Obvious]

S3 E37 - "Carmen"

1:49 ooooo, she's pretty... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruta_Lee

3:55 Nate is another overused name on this show.

8:56 that extra back there is lookin' sexy as hell.

9:45 this bitch better stop leering at Matt that way... get over yourself lady, you're not gonna be able to get him with the same old tricks you use on everyone else.

16:56 "Kitty, I'm gonna stuff you full of dick later just to show you how grateful I am."

24:40 OMG bitch HE'S NOT EVEN ACTUALLY INTO YOU LIKE THAT. Fucking sociopaths think everybody else is just as lacking in empathy and a conscience as they are.

[Mister Obvious]

S3 E38 - "Overland Express"

1:26 DUDE. Oh. My God. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm just not. It's practically a meme at this point.

2:30 "TURN AROUUUUND..."

4:12 "Marshal... is it true what they say about droppin' the soap?"

5:00 right here is where we can see that James Arness wasn't shittin' us when he said he could hike for miles in the blazing sun without batting an eye. Look how stout he is carrying all that shit and the other two are clearly tired as fuck with it, even though they're SUPPOSED to look that way, that's how they actually feel. Meanwhile, James Arness really is just that much of a badass IRL. No shade to the other guys but yeah.

20:11 lol this old man is a great character.

23:26 ah well, this Jim ain't half bad. Great episode... damn Gunsmoke keepin' me up all hours of the night.

24:08 gorgeous view of Marshal Dillon's teeth in this up close shot.