05-20-2022, 05:11 PM
Reusable rubber gloves are one of my favorite things in the entire world. Their use is limitless and they are invaluable.
To care for them you have two options... regular, or deluxe.
Regular Care:
1. Ensure the gloves are clean and DRY. Wash them and towel them off while still wearing them.
2. Once completely towel dried, turn the gloves inside out.
3. Dry the reverse side of the gloves thoroughly, then hang to dry.
4. Once allowed to dry for ~12 hours, place gloves together and roll (fingers first) tightly, then store in a clean ziplock bag.
Deluxe Care:
1. Follow all the steps above, but after each side is DRY, dust with corn starch (or baby powder) and then slap the gloves together repeatedly to get rid of excess powder.
Tips for a more enjoyable experience:
1. Whilst painstakingly turning each glove's fingers inside out properly, fantasize that you're fondling the foreskin of Fabio or your other favorite male model frequently featured on romance novel covers.
2. Bend your fingers inside the glove before quickly pulling your hand out and turning the glove inside out, this will make it less work to straighten out the fingers. If the gloves have been warmed/softened by your hands (or dishwater), it'll be much easier to pull the fingers straight.
3. Remember that you're doing this in order to minimize trash and waste in the world, and get the most bang for your reusable rubber glove buck.
To care for them you have two options... regular, or deluxe.
Regular Care:
1. Ensure the gloves are clean and DRY. Wash them and towel them off while still wearing them.
2. Once completely towel dried, turn the gloves inside out.
3. Dry the reverse side of the gloves thoroughly, then hang to dry.
4. Once allowed to dry for ~12 hours, place gloves together and roll (fingers first) tightly, then store in a clean ziplock bag.
Deluxe Care:
1. Follow all the steps above, but after each side is DRY, dust with corn starch (or baby powder) and then slap the gloves together repeatedly to get rid of excess powder.
Tips for a more enjoyable experience:
1. Whilst painstakingly turning each glove's fingers inside out properly, fantasize that you're fondling the foreskin of Fabio or your other favorite male model frequently featured on romance novel covers.
2. Bend your fingers inside the glove before quickly pulling your hand out and turning the glove inside out, this will make it less work to straighten out the fingers. If the gloves have been warmed/softened by your hands (or dishwater), it'll be much easier to pull the fingers straight.
3. Remember that you're doing this in order to minimize trash and waste in the world, and get the most bang for your reusable rubber glove buck.
