I sing this song to the cat every day in my extremely annoying "cute animal" voice...

[Mister Obvious]

Read more about my "cute animal" voice...

"Animals make me act dumb"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-1969.html

[Mister Obvious]

EE KNOW YEE WERE TREEUN

TAH GAFF ME DAH BAAST OF YERR LUFFFUUUUNNNNZ

[Mister Obvious]

HERRRHERRRHERRRHERRRRR SHWEET DURRLUN

[Mister Obvious]

This has been my kitty love anthem since 2019.

For some reason, only calicos bring it out in me.

[Mister Obvious]

And when there's no kitty, I am unable to sing that way.

I've tried it, I can't tap into it when I'm kittyless.

And even when there IS a kitty, if it's not a calico, it doesn't work.

[Mister Obvious]

Of course it's a well known fact by now that I do not support having pets indoors...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-18535.html

I stand by that but it's complicated, suffice it to say.

[Mister Obvious]

AHHBREE NEET UN DEE

[Mister Obvious]

I've also been singing "Thriller" in my cute animal voice lately too...

My favorite part is "DEY WALL PAHZAAAHASS YE" and "CAZ DAS ASS FRALLER. FRALLER NEET."

[Mister Obvious]

It almost sounds like a Scottish or Irish accent, not really sure which.

[Mister Obvious]

HURRHURRHURRHURRRRRRR SHWEET DEERLUN

AHBREY NEET UN DEE

YEE GAT DA BAST OF MEE LUFF

[Mister Obvious]

And even when there IS a kitty, if it's not a calico, it doesn't work.

I still sing to them, but just not in my HARDCORE retarded voice.

[Guest]

I really am intrigued by the urge to put small, cute animals in my mouth.

I think it's so natural to want to do this. It's not about biting or eating the animal. That's what's so weird about it.

I consider the mouth for eating and consumption. Where does the urge come from? What does it mean? It reminds me of something playful that a dog would do. Or the way babies are always putting inanimate objects in their mouths. Maybe that's where it stems from.

The more I think about it, that's EXACTLY what it's like.

https://www.babble.com/baby/why-does-evo...ir-mouths/

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/librar...04_07.html

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.

I swear I was just thinking the other day about an orange kitten I got in my early 20s and how I could fit his entire head in my mouth...it really was irresistible and he actually seemed to like it he'd be very calm.
I googled urge to put kitten head in mouth and most results are about the CAT wanting to do it haha

[Mister Obvious]

I fondly remember my childhood cat sometimes, we had such a great time together.

I could fit his whole face in my mouth, and sometimes I'd carry him around underneath this huge sweatshirt I had while I was wearing it and pretend to be pregnant with him. When it was time to give birth, I'd stand up on the couch and pull up a side of the hoodie until he fell out. ROFLMFAOOOOO.

I was a kid. He loved me, really. He lived to be 16... I was already moved out when he passed away.

[Guest]

Hahaha I did not play that particular game with my cat, but we had fun. At some point he became an indoor/outdoor cat...he'd come home every night...til one night he didn't. I blame it on having moved about 5 times in 6 years, think he got confused by all the changing environments and neighborhoods. In retrospect it was probably not a great time period to have had a pet and I haven't had one since, but good memories of engulfing his head and I still think of him whenever I see an orange cat

[Guest]

Poor thing musta felt smothered
Hey you ever see that leopard steal the baby monkey and toy with it , that’s the stuff I conjure up when you tell me about sticking the kittens head between your Alice cooper teeth

[Mister Obvious]

that’s the stuff I conjure up when you tell me about sticking the kittens head between your Alice cooper teeth

Ozzy is the one who bit the head off a bat... wrong gothy rockstar bro!

[Guest]

Bats are the kittens of hell, how could Ozzy resist...I'm sure the biting was an accident

[Mister Obvious]

Bats are the kittens of hell