Bank Collapse Aesthetic

[Mister Obvious]

(Okay, yeah, whew! Lol! Hard to keep up with all my men.)

[Mister Obvious]

I just now watched this one.

I've got an envelop he can cash-stuff...

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

"So clearly, I was right..."

Rub it in, Brian, RUB IT IN HARD!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

8:56 Brian gives us the situation.

[Mister Obvious]

Brian is a high value hustler, very sexy.

Gotta keep him at arm's length with a shoulder high rubber glove, but...

I'd definitely watch him do his best Chippendales impression!?!

[Mister Obvious]

I wonder how intentional Brian's tie color choice was for this particular video/topic?

[Mister Obvious]

5:58 TBH, I think RJ is kind of attractive. He's kinda hot. Hopefully the two of them are buddies behind the scenes and Brian isn't just being mean.

[Guest]

He says government shutdown has been averted and also avoided- which sounds like the way Archie Bunker would say averted

[Mister Obvious]

ER MER GERRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!! NERRRRR, NERT TERK TERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Lol, Brian privates so many of his videos and it makes the posts not make any sense.

That's fun, I like it.

[Dark Dick]

Monday : 6 Devon Digestives - 1200k, Matouk's Peanut Butter - 1600k, Solo Mango Soda - 340k.  Total - 3140k.

              Devon Digestive Wheatmeal Biscuits (18).  Matouk's Peanut Butter (250g).  Solo Mango Soda (20oz).


Tuesday : Water.


Wednesday : 6 Devon Digestives - 1200k, Matouk's Peanut Butter - 1600k, Solo Cream Soda - 340k.  Total - 3140k.

                   Devon Digestive Wheatmeal Biscuits (18).  Matouk's Peanut Butter (250g).  Solo Cream Soda (20oz).


Thursday : Water.


Friday : 6 Devon Digestives - 1200k, Matouk's Peanut Butter - 1600k, Solo Grape Soda - 340k.  Total - 3140k.

            Devon Digestive Wheatmeal Biscuits (18).  Matouk's Peanut Butter (250g).  Solo Grape Soda (20oz).


Saturday : 6 Devon Digestives - 1200k, Matouk's Peanut Butter - 1600k, Solo Mango Soda - 340k.  Total - 3140k.

                Devon Digestive Wheatmeal Biscuits (18).  Matouk's Peanut Butter (250g).  Solo Mango Soda (20oz).


Sunday : Water.


Calorie Count : Food = 12560 Calories.  Daily = 1795 Calories.

                        Weekly Calorie Limit - 12600k.  Under By 40k.


Groceries : Devon Digestive Wheatmeal Biscuits 12 Pack x2 - $48.  Matouk's Peanut Butter 500g x2 - $38.

                  Solo Mango / Grape / Cream Soda x4 - $14.

                  Grocery Total - $100.



Here's your bare bones food supply for the economic collaple, Fannie.

It's around $17 in U$D's.

You can throw in a few cans of vienna sausages for your meat intake.

[Mister Obvious]

Is that how much shit costs where you live, Dick!??!?!!?!!??

Is this like some Venezuela shit or something?!?!?!

ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE?!?!?!?!?!

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

DICK, JUST LET US KNOW YOU'RE REALLY OKAY. I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

[Mister Obvious]

DIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

WHERE ARE THE VEGETABLES DICK?????? WHY IS THIS THE MENU?!???!?!???

IS THIS A PERSONAL CHOICE DICK!?!?!?!?!? ARE YOU BEING FORCED INTO THIS?!?!?!?!?!!?!

[Mister Obvious]

DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE CARROTS DOWN THERE?!?!!!?!!?!!?!?!

DO YOU NOT LIKE CARROTS?!?!?!??!??!?!!!

WHAT IS THE REASONING BEHIND YOUR CHOICES DICK?!?!?!??!??!

[Mister Obvious]

DO YOU EVEN HAVE A CHOICE?!?!?!?!? LET US KNOW YOU'RE OKAY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Dick. Sweetheart. I blew my load.

I just need you to know that I need to know if you're okay.

I mean, it seems kinda like you might be in a situation (and have been the entire time) of dire economic hardship.

Have you considered starting an OnlyFans?? Get a theme going on. Pander to the gays if you have to.

Man can't live on cookies and soda alone. You really deserve better than that.

Can't you work for a cruise line and find a sugar momma or something??

[Mister Obvious]

Dick, you could even make audio erotica. Like ASMR but not necessarily quiet. I'm sure you've heard of it.

You don't just have to plainly market and sell your body itself, you can utilize all your gifts to make money for you online.

Are you still using the same laptop you had when we first met Dickie?? All those years ago??

DICKIE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO IF YOU EVER LEAVE US??????????????/

YOU'RE OUR PILLAR DICKIE, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE. ONLY YOU KNOW THE TRUTH DICKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!