I like to sit out on the front porch and clean my guns...

[Mister Obvious]

Cane swords will be the next thing I go off on though. Just the ones by Cold Steel.

[Dark Dick]

I'll use a Beretta Cx4 Storm carbine when I'm larping as a G.I.Joe member.

[Dark Dick]

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[Mister Obvious]

Ahhh, the SIG Sauer...

Memories.

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[Mister Obvious]

"Pawn Shop Beauty" lmfao that's meeee!!!

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

1:52 bahahaha, "Ask Ashley" was so fucking unhinged for a kid's show. Best skit on All That, no contest.

[Mister Obvious]

Amanda Bynes was so damn talented. Fuck the industry for ruining her life.

[GXT]

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Not bad for 1970's technology.

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[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, I just feel like one gun for each hand is total reasonable. People keep disagreeing with me though trying to act like one gun is enough cuz you have to hold it with both hands. I'm like, yeah but... why not two guns?

[Mister Obvious]

And one thing I've definitely decided is that traveling outside of the US is fucking stupid because you really can't take your guns with you.

Who the fuck wants to go to some pussy ass bullshit country where you can't even have guns??

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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