Sol has officially awakened...

[Mister Obvious]

So apparently the NOAA, military/government agencies, and everyone else is tripping balls over these incoming CMEs because of the potential for GPS/satellite disruption, and therefore diminished ability to track missiles during any blackouts. That's what I gather.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, we're definitely gonna observe some strangeness from these blasts.

Touted as the most hardcore geomagnetic storms in 20 years, yeah... it's definitely gonna be some crazy shit out there for the next like ~3 days.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/planetary-k-index

Screenshot worthy for sure...

https://i.imgur.com/KiaBtbL.png

KP9, highest it goes and I bet it'd go higher if there was any higher.

Prolly be earthquakes/volcanoes and other similar activity because of this too.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.solarham.com/oval.htm

Oh wow.

Dipping into Kentucky, it's in the green though...

I mean, that's cool but I wanna see some red.

Lol, still. Wild.

[Mister Obvious]

It's early on too though.

Wonder how low into the US it's gonna go???

[Mister Obvious]

Verified pink/purple glow to the sky here in Kentucky, saw a faint stripe of green too.

[Mister Obvious]

Roast 'em and toast 'em, Sol.

[Mister Obvious]

0:35 that's some 2003/2004 level shit right there.

[Mister Obvious]

Epic.

[Mister Obvious]

DAMN, yo. I missed this one from a few days ago. That shit is insane...

[Mister Obvious]

Rofl, iconic.

[Mister Obvious]

0:08 *drool*

[Mister Obvious]

We have about another year of solar maximum...

[Mister Obvious]

Make sure to *really, really* enjoy yourselves, folks...

Really soak it in. Show Sol your nether regions as often as possible.

[Mister Obvious]

0:17 HE GOIN' OFF!!!!!

[Dark Dick]

I'd like a studded collar instead of the spiked one.

I can also have some temporary tattoos.

I'll have a poop emoji on my chest.  "?"

And "69% Cacao" on my right ass cheek.

Fannie, when I'm in Florida or Hawaii I'll use the USDA Beef Grade Stamp on my right ass cheek.

https://www.ams.usda.gov/sites/default/f...Tender.png

[Mister Obvious]

"VERY TENDER" roflmfaomfaolololol.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh I bet it is, Dickie. I bet it is.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.usda.gov/media/blog/2020/08/...ade-shield

Fannie, you can have the "AA" grade.

[Dark Dick]

https://weather.ndc.nasa.gov/goes/abi/th...band13.jpg

https://weather.ndc.nasa.gov/goes/abi/dy...NbzYNk.jpg

Look at those eyes in the Pacific.