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There are nothing but reasons NOT to ski...
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 Becoming the victim of an opportunistic individual who crashes into you and later finds out you're rich/famous isn't typically the first thing that comes to mind when I'm pondering the seemingly endless multitude of reasons not to ski... But I mean, come on, skiing is about as dumb as NASCAR.
03-24-2023, 08:36 PM
In fact, if you're a race car driver, you've got a higher chance of getting mortally wounded on the slopes than you do on the track...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schumacher This exceptionally handsome race car driver has been braindead since 2013 due to a skiing accident.
03-24-2023, 08:36 PM
Sonny Bono...
I mean, there are plenty of examples.
03-24-2023, 08:37 PM
I think skiing is for pretentious rich people who secretly want to die.
As for the non-rich people who are into skiing? Pft, they don't matter, okay.
"Gwyneth Paltrow had it out for me on the slopes that day, your honor."
03-24-2023, 08:41 PM
"I crashed into that low hanging fruit, your honor."
03-24-2023, 08:43 PM
"She was jelly of my sick [insert elitist skiing slang here], your honor."
03-25-2023, 12:46 PM
Basically, fuck anything that involves not having your feet directly on the ground.
03-25-2023, 02:01 PM
I remember when they used to shill the hell out of bungee jumping.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
03-25-2023, 02:51 PM
Circus style bungee jumping is cool, I'd do that.
I wouldn't bungee off a mountain or anything though. |
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