Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Guest]

Ugh that is odd... I guess when this doesn't work out she can trade him in for PowerBronco.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm disappointed as shit that it wasn't PowerBronco.

[Mister Obvious]

But PB admitted to being 5'9" in Morgan's livestream chat...

So that means he's too short for her...

[Mister Obvious]

Imagine missing out on an actual good match because you're obsessed with superficiality.

[Mister Obvious]

And what's the deal with how these men are continually throwing themselves at this woman in her late 30s who has left a provable trail of men in her wake, is pretty much an alcoholic, admits to all kinds of fucked up mind games, admits she wants to spermjack a dude and be a single mom, has literally made fun of her past "love interests" for their family members dying, like...

...

If a bitch like that can still get men, no remotely decent woman has anything to worry about, ever.

[Guest]

Lol I actually went back and saw that she said 5'8" was acceptable, so I'm back on her team... Eff short dudes!

[Mister Obvious]

Oh yay, my gosh... we're acceptably tall for Morgan, like yay. She's the arbiter of all things right and true. Look at her brilliant track record.

Like... I dunno, it just pisses me off. Hey I guess that's what men like though, cuz they keep throwing their panties at her like she's Elvis.

[Guest]

And what's the deal with how these men are continually throwing themselves at this woman in her late 30s who has left a provable trail of men in her wake, is pretty much an alcoholic, admits to all kinds of fucked up mind games, admits she wants to spermjack a dude and be a single mom, has literally made fun of her past "love interests" for their family members dying, like...

...

If a bitch like that can still get men, no remotely decent woman has anything to worry about, ever.

Good point... I think it's maybe the savior complex. Just think how special of a hero you could be if you were the one who figured it out. Sort of like when girls want to fix bad boys or whatever. I dunno. I can't imagine what the huge attraction is with her if you really look at her history.
People should probably just stop watching YouTube.

[Mister Obvious]

Just think how special of a hero you could be if you were the one who figured it out. Sort of like when girls want to fix bad boys or whatever.

It's exactly the same.

That's what it fucking is.

This may seem super obvious to everyone else, but I have never even considered this when it comes to men being interested in "saving" women.

I've never thought about this before... ever.

So that's why I'm kinda fascinated and fixated by this situation.

But yeah, errybody needa stop watching YouTube.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't usually like to utilize "bitch" to describe a motherfucker, but... Morgan had it coming lastnight. It was like this culmination of just realizing all the fuckgirl (the mirror of a fuckboy) behavior she's exhibited in the past, all the personality traits she has that suck (like the ex-BF's dying mom thing) and admitting that she used that one guy back when she was way younger just to get to his brother. It's whatever though. I am not here to just shit talk people for no reason. I want to explain WHY I say what I say because there's a purpose to it all.

[Guest]

God she really does fkn suck lol... Unstoppable like a runaway freight train

[Mister Obvious]

In some ways she does... I don't wanna focus on her past sins and keep bringing it up, but some lines you just can't cross and she crossed them.

And this Johnny guy KNOWS that. So even if my first impression is that he's probably an okay guy... odds are, he's in for a karmic smackdown with Morgan and he deserves it because he should have known better.

[user428]

Did you ever go to Phoenix MO? Most of small town az, like Kingman an northern az, or only great for retired, self employed or working remotely. Phoenix area is good though for relocation and finding employment.

[Mister Obvious]

Even if he JUST wanted to bang a hot/crazy YouTuber chick and it's no deeper than sex for either of them...

It's still a big karmic buttload of pure smack, and I think this is the problem with promiscuity.

People have cooties... spiritually, physically, mentally.

You don't get away unscathed when you have sex with people, their doodysmack rubs off on you.

It may not be a problem if you're young and whoever you're with is also young, and you haven't collected that much baggage at that point in your lives.

But after you've been around the block a few times, you're just gonna be swapping your gross baggage with each other and it's a fool's game.

[Mister Obvious]

Did you ever go to Phoenix MO? Most of small town az, like Kingman an northern az, or only great for retired, self employed or working remotely. Phoenix area is good though for relocation and finding employment.

Never did go to Phoenix.

I would go to Scottsdale or something like that, but I don't think straight up Phoenix would be my jam.

I'd pull a Kelli and only hang around the rich people areas.

[user428]

Yeah, I didn't think that you went to Phoenix. I swear it is really cool, a lot different than small town AZ. But still really nice, and a good vibe.

[user428]

It has a really good economy, and is still an affordable place to live. It is growing a lot.

[Mister Obvious]

I drove past it on the interstate on my way elsewhere... it wasn't as terrible trafficwise as I expected.

My issue with proximity to any city is traffic and interstate insanity.

[user428]

Alright nice. At least you saw it.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, at least I got close.

I wanna see the western USA again someday but...

I don't venture out into the wild unless I really feel called to.