Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

[Lets Cook In My Truck Down By The River]
https://www.youtube.com/@UnstoppableMorgan

It's an hour and a half into the stream and she's just now putting netting over her windows.

[Mister Obvious]

MO on Mo.

[Mister Obvious]

She's talking about having seen the LeAnn Rimes concert... guarantee she didn't give a flying fuck about trying to meet LeAnn behind the scenes.

[Mister Obvious]

Boujee is digging a literal dog sized hole.

[Mister Obvious]

She's always asking Johnny to do shit for her while she's on stream. She told him to look up what time it is for her and then told him to look up whether or not there are silent mosquitoes. She's just made him her little bitch, bottom line. She's also trying to puppy eyes him into buying her an iPad too. She'll have one in less than a week, you wait and see.

[Mister Obvious]

She literally just hinted that she wants him to have the iPad for her by the time they get together in 2 weeks. But he'll find a way to get it to her sooner.

[Mister Obvious]

This is fucked up.

[Sagebrush_dan]

It is funny to see Johnny in the chat.

[Mister Obvious]

She doesn't know who Brandon Lee is. That he died shooting a movie doesn't ring any bells...

[Mister Obvious]

I don't think I could be with someone who doesn't even know who Brandon Lee is.

[Mister Obvious]

She literally just named several of her early life romantic interests by first and last name.

[Mister Obvious]

The story about the girl passing the rock around the classroom and making everyone kiss it before she threw it at Morgan is some warped shit though. That's like some witchcraft shit.

[Mister Obvious]

Jean shorts clickbait again, making no notable appearance anywhere in the video again.

Seriously not cool.

So I started scrolling through her channel thumbnails to see if she's been doing this kinda clickbait the whole time...

This appears to be the second instance of the jean shorts but she's clickbaited with swimsuit and other shorts before.

The jean shorts are next level though, even buttcheeks doesn't come close to jean shorts level of interest.

She knows exactly what she's doing and the only place she's failing is by not actually wearing them in the video whilst showing ass/leg shots.

[Guest]

It occurred to me today that Johnny and Nikki could be a power couple and Morgan should go for Nikki's friend tall Chad with the straight bill cap. Seems like a better match all around win win.

[Mister Obvious]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA could you IMAAAAGIIIIIINNNNEEEEEEE if Nikki STOLE MORGAN'S MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

with the straight bill cap

lmfaolmfaolmofalmofalmofaooofalolol

[Mister Obvious]

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan livestreamed on Patreon for a while just now and I've been watching it... ultimately it's been super boring, but the one thing I can say is that it seems like Morgan is trying to beg all new mobile devices out of Johnny.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean, imagine Johnny showed up in Morgan's life and straight up just WANTED to spend money on her like some kind of fetish and that's what's really going on. If so, shit. I mean, what would YOU do?? Would you say no?? I'd prolly say no, NGL, but. It seems like Morgan is trying to get an iPad and new phone out of it.

[Mister Obvious]