Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Guest]

I'm trying to picture this but it creeps me out. I think she should stick with the dogs. Just my opinion. And probably PowerBronco's.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan posted a couple of pictures of her BF on her Patreon... he's way hotter than I figured he'd be.

[Mister Obvious]

One of the pics is mega faked up though, she's made her hair look blonde in it... the fuck.

The one of him alone is more true to life. Coupled with his sexy voice, I think he's a pretty good catch.

I just don't think she's as into him as he is into her.

[Mister Obvious]

I wouldn't personally have sex with him, but if I were Morgan I'd prolly let him Fung my bung.

[Mister Obvious]

I bet he has a foot fetish.

[Mister Obvious]

She should at least let him skeet on her teats. Or maybe y'know... skittle her lady vittles.

[Mister Obvious]

Skeet skeet on that ladymeat.

[Mister Obvious]

Sometimes you just gotta steam the ol' meat curtains.

[Mister Obvious]

Slam that clam.

[Mister Obvious]

As they say.

[Mister Obvious]

Smash that gash.

[Mister Obvious]

One of the pics is mega faked up though, she's made her hair look blonde in it... the fuck.

Like how she was saying her hair was looking "blonde" before she dyed it...

Maybe this is legit how Morgan sees herself.

That'd be wild.

[Mister Obvious]

He's got a nice nose though.

[Mister Obvious]

Apparently Morgan is going live on Patreon soon.

Wonder what she'll have to say after spending like a week off grid?

Has she gained any super deep insight into herself and her destiny?

[Mister Obvious]

Cuz otherwise, she ain't gonna have shit to talk about, I'm just saying.

[Mister Obvious]

The livestream was sorta boring, NGL. The way she pronounces "Moab" really pisses me off.

[Mister Obvious]

The livestream was sorta boring, NGL.

I think I'm just more exacting and slightly harder to entertain than usual today.

[Mister Obvious]

I think I'd rather watch Steve Lookner.

[Mister Obvious]

This thread is now in the top 10 replied threads...

[Mister Obvious]

That's some bullshit, I ain't even all that into Morgan.