Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

Man honestly...

I learned a lot from watching that.

It was like...

PROFESSIONAL true YouTuber vs. jackassery.

It was like...

Sorbet vs. icecream.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm done...

[Guest]

Nikki's grandparents didn't invent edible underwear so I'm not sure who wins in that category.

An hour of that is impressive lol I could only do about 5 minutes but I think I learned enough

[Mister Obvious]

Whew... yo.

I had to go take a shower after watching that shit.

I was gonna take one anyways, but...

Yeah, I just had to process that whole thing.

Watching those two together legitimately changed my life.

From now on, when any even remotely questionable situation arises...

I'm gonna ask myself, "Am I being a Morgan or a Nikki in this situation?"

And if I can be honest with myself and admit I'm being a Morgan, I am gonna turn that shit around into a Nikki so hard and fast.

[Mister Obvious]

I just wanna be a Nikki.

I wanna be a Nikki.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't wanna be a Morgan.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't mean to shit on Morgan by saying this...

This is more about archetypes, I guess.

It's less personal and more general, really.

[Mister Obvious]

So this vid is from March 2021 when she left Florida.

1:13 Morgan is shown in some clips, never mentioned by name.

Wonder what the heck happened between the two of them.

[Mister Obvious]

4:35 why would she turn the camera off before she gets naked and towels down??

Just keep that shit rolling, it's not like you can't edit it out later.

Always save that naked b-roll, for historical purposes.

[Mister Obvious]

Agh... Nikki just ain't my speed man. I can't.

These hoes have entertained me this evening, but The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) is free with ads right now, I think I'll click on that instead.

[Mister Obvious]

[TheTruMoShow Aug 4th]
https://www.youtube.com/@UnstoppableMorgan

So basically Johnny has expressed that he is displeased with the oil stains on his driveway because Morgan is a slob.

Apparently he's upset because she "cleaned his garage" and touched and rearranged all his shit.

WHAT DID I SAY??!

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAAAYYYY!?!?!!!?!?!?

She's even fucking with his laptop while she waits in his office. That's not cute. You don't just fuck with a man's laptop.

You have to be very careful around a man's desk and you have to be careful cleaning it... you can't throw random shit away unless it's clearly garbage, you can't move a lot of stuff to dust it. You have to treat it like a very private area and do minimally invasive shit only. This is a matter of security and respect. Mostly respect.

You NEHEHEHEEEEVVVVEERRRRR touch a man's STUFF. You can't just go in and rearrange things because YOU think it looks better. You can't just go in and touch all his shit and fuck up his order. That's HIS shit. Again, it's about privacy, respect, common decency, and knowing your place in a situation.

She doesn't get it.

So now she's rearranging his tools, she's getting oil all over his million dollar driveway, lol...

The lifestyles of these two are purely incompatible. She either has to bend to his lifestyle completely, which means not working on her stuff, TBH... or become a prim and proper housewife who does NONE of that other shit. No mechanic crap, none of it.

Or she gets the fuck out, cuz it's never gonna work with her continuing on with her own way of being.

And I am NOT saying Morgan should just forfeit her identity or the things that she enjoys just to fit into Johnny's life. If she was somebody else, perhaps that would be feasible, and maybe it'd be best for her. But because she's who she is... that will never work.

So then in the vid she says she talked to her "friend" Steven in Florida about it...

This is not the first time she's mentioned talking to that guy about the relationship or whatever. I think Steven is the fitness guy who miraculously survived the brain eating bacteria like 20 years ago, she told the story a long time ago. And she's openly admitted in the past that she thinks that dude is totally hot.

She's going to SOME GUY whenever there are problems between her and Johnny?? Like excuse me?? Totally inappropriate. NOT okay.

If Johnny's the one who's on the fence about it at this point, then it seems like he may be the one to break it off rather than her.

I don't think it'd take much convincing him at this point. Like yeah, it's kinda fucked up that his dad could come in on the situation (for example) and forbid Johnny to be with her. But let's face it... his dad's got cred, he's got rep, he's got EVERYTHING to BACK UP the FACT that his JUDGEMENT is GOOD.

So really, it looks like the ball is in Johnny's court because Morgan would just keep blowing through his shit like a tornado if he allowed her to stick around. She'd get tired of him and they'd get in a fight and she'd run off... but she'd always come back, if he let her. Which he totally shouldn't.

I'd cut the losses right now before shit turns ugly because it absolutely will with her... it's better to leave things on an at least semi-neutral note than to wait til it really goes to hell.

It's about at this point that relationships go from failed, to toxic. They've already broken up like 10 times. It's never gonna work out. Once you've broken up the first time, there's a 90% failure rate on that relationship. If they let it go toxic, Johnny will just end up yet another man that things ended on a terrible note with.

He's clearly gonna have to be the smart one in this situation and end it properly.

[user428]

Yeah, just the title of the video. She laughs about possibly destroying the guy's engine. She has some serious issues.

[Mister Obvious]

Shit I forgot about the car cuz it was just like a footnote at the beginning of the video, lol.

I wonder if that was his junk Audi...

Why would he let his main vehicle go for any amout of time in a state of disrepair?

Maybe he rarely drives it and he just uses his motorbike.

He's GOTTA have another car to drive his kids around though. There's no way he's driving them in a car that overheats.

[Mister Obvious]

In the livestream, Johnny comes out to get his lunch and starts talking about how Morgan fucked up his Audi rim going to Del Taco.

I dunno man... maybe he's just riding her ass, but he seems like he's kind of annoyed by her antics.

[Mister Obvious]

You can tell John's bro in law thinks the whole thing is a shitshow. I bet they have some interesting convos behind the scenes.

[user428]

Okay. I was thinking the Audi was like his expensive car. But hopefully she was just joking about it.

[user428]

I honestly can't watch Morgan's streams, they make me too upset. LOL.

[Mister Obvious]

Okay. I was thinking the Audi was like his expensive car. But hopefully she was just joking about it.

She's definitely not joking... it probably did blow the fuck up in those 110 degree temps. But Johnny knew it was on its way out anyways. He probably figured it had a little more juice left in it if he decided to let her drive it though. My guess is he suspects she did something wrong behind the wheel.

I got the "old, extra car" vibe from it when I first saw her in it. He probably has more than one Audi.

[Mister Obvious]

I honestly can't watch Morgan's streams, they make me too upset. LOL.

Yeah, it's not really worth watching TBH.

[user428]

Johnny probably has a sweet car collection.