Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

She's nagging at him to stop vaping.

That's so not hot.

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Not hot at all.

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"You're utilizing a healthier option for a nasty habit and addiction you used to struggle with... STOP IT!!!"

I mean, damn dude, I wouldn't wife that either.

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John denies being a simp. Even though I guarantee there are prolly other chicks he was throwing money at before she actually came to his house.

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If this boring shit is a glimpse into what their life together would be like...

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Hell, this is probably exciting compared to what it usually is.

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"I have a magical power about me, whatever I say comes into fruition." - Morgan, 2023

Riiiihihihiihiiight.

[Mister Obvious]

Johnny just basically admitted that he doesn't want Morgan living with him. Lmfaooooo.

I mean it's not "funny"...

It's just...

So bad.

I mean, hey if he wants to pay her rent to live around there, and she really wants to live in that bullshit limbo situation, then fine I guess.

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Morgan is saying she doesn't think she's insecure... lmao. SHE IS HELLLLLLAAAAAA INSECURE.

It's not a "bad" thing, it just needs to be worked out and defeated as quickly as motherfucking possible.

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Johnny says "So what do you call a fear of abandonment?"

It's called a symptom of narcissism.

She goes, "I can move on to the next guy and be totally fine, I know who I am."

Lmfaooo...

So she basically says she can move right along to her next narcissistic supply source and be just fine.

Lololol.

"I've never been insecure in a relationship." - Morgan, 2023

[Mister Obvious]

This little glimpse into their back and forth reveals Morgan as a dumb cunt.

Lmao...

Just saying.

I mean, neither one of them are all that likable IMO.

[Guest]

She should maybe be a little more insecure about badgering a guy while he's working on her brakes... lol

[Mister Obvious]

Lmfao, they just made a crack about Nikki copying Morgan... I gotta admit that was pretty funny.

[Mister Obvious]

She should maybe be a little more insecure about badgering a guy while he's working on her brakes... lol

Yeah he's doing like thousands of dollars of work for free while she sits over there and nags him over vaping.

I mean yo, if he's not coughing a lot then I dunno why she is badgering him. I haven't heard him cough.

She says he's been vaping for 10 years and "suddenly his body is not agreeing to it"... in HER opinion.

Truth is he's fucking over 50 and guess what happens when you're over 50... your body starts breaking down.

Imagine it, Morgan's ~15 years his junior and is not gonna understand these things while they're happening to him.

So boring, such a tiredass boring life... fuck that fucking bullshit, I'd be like thanks dude, send me money if you want, kbye.

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She does have a point about just smoking cigarettes (in moderation) instead.

I think we know a lot more about the long term effects of cigs than of vaping, it COULD be more dangerous.

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But for her to just nag on him and call him out when she hears him vaping over in the corner, like dude... lay the fuck off, Morgan, how can you expect him to want you around???

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Well I mean, I guess he's not technically doing the work for free, he IS getting fuckhole in return for his efforts...

But he shouldn't be getting any. Morgan gave him the milk for free so now he ain't gotta buy it.

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Sometimes I feel like Morgan has a distinct inability to read the room.

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God I wish Nikki was more likable.

I'd trade the Morgan shitshow in for a more spicy Nikki (without the dog shoved in my face all the time) in a heartbeat.

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I'd love to love Nikki.

It'd be great.

I want to...

But I just can't.