Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Guest]

Free the HATER FUCKERS!

[Mister Obvious]

Davidfilth says that if Morgan "stays in jail" and "gets the help she needs" then he will pay the $4000 to Enterprise and drop the issue. So THIS loser is just trying to hold the tiny "power" he has over Morgan so he can feel big.

[Mister Obvious]

Literally no one gets the "help" they "need" in jail.

[Mister Obvious]

On Patreon some lady is posting saying that she and her son FLEW IN TO RENO FROM LA to "help Morgan pack" so she could leave. Lol. She says she's WAITING AT THE CARWASH FOR MORGAN. She said she just now found out Morgan is in jail and won't be showing up, and now she's asking if she can help with the dogs. OMG.

[Mister Obvious]

What the fuck could Morgan possibly have to pack?? She lives in a fucking truck.

She must have been drunk texting whoever this woman is and took her up on an offer for some help getting out of there.

Dude... Johnny should never date again. Ever.

[Mister Obvious]

Davidnutsack is shit talking all Morgan's "simps" when he's in constant contact with the KING SIMP Johnny himself. His nephew is lucky he's headed off to bootcamp to serve in the military, cuz his life with this guy is a dead fucking end.

[Mister Obvious]

So now these random people from the internet are showing up in Johnny's hood looking for Morgan...



This is absolutely the best $1 I've spent since the last time I spent $1 on Morgan's Patreon.

[Guest]

I can't believe Johnny is consorting with that dipshit... He and Morgan used to shit talk him together.

She must've really done some shit to her simp king this week lol

[Guest]

So now these random people from the internet are showing up in Johnny's hood looking for Morgan...



This is absolutely the best $1 I've spent since the last time I spent $1 on Morgan's Patreon

She helpfully put his address on blast in that last livestream.

He's getting people even crazier than her at his house now lol

[Mister Obvious]

I can't believe Johnny is consorting with that dipshit... He and Morgan used to shit talk him together.

She must've really done some shit to her simp king this week lol

He's just showing his true colors... he was like this all along.

Unfuckinbelievable.

I think she probably gave this Patreon lady his address in a text or something though.

I doubt anybody else will be showing up at Johnny's...

But there may be some people who come see her in jail.

Imagine that...

You're a YouTuber who got arrested and now people are taking advantage of an opportunity to meet you, rofl!

Even Davidfart asked his audience if he should go see her.

[Guest]

ConjugalBronco will be there any minute now!

[Mister Obvious]

PowerCoitus!

Roflmfao.

He's in the comments and people have been asking him if he's ready for Morgan to come his way now.

[Mister Obvious]

Davidbag only said he likes Nikki because he wants to slight Morgan at any opportunity he gets.

At least when I bring Nikki up, I have super pure intentions of the highest order.

[Guest]

Davidbag only said he likes Nikki because he wants to slight Morgan at any opportunity he gets.

At least when I bring Nikki up, I have super pure intentions of the highest order.

[Mister Obvious]

Man...

If I was Morgan and I knew I was goin' in for a mugshot that every last hater was gonna jizz themselves over...

I'd have really tried to pull myself together, stop crying and AT LEAST put a devious look on my face.

For real.

I could understand if she'd never been to jail before and couldn't get in the right mindset, but this wasn't her first rodeo.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd go in there and do my best Isaac impression...

https://media.tenor.com/SqKEfC2YCL0AAAAC...creepy.gif

[Mister Obvious]

Always aim for evil. Every time. Doesn't matter who you are or what you did... if you're getting a mugshot done, try to look as devious and maniacal as possible.

[Mister Obvious]

You gotta smile and look way too happy, or you gotta look evil and satisfied. There's no in between. Everything else is fodder for your haters.

[Guest]

It's kind of half vacant stare half trying not to cry... and slightly confused.
Should've squinted or something.

[Mister Obvious]

Makes me wonder if they just randomly spring the mugshot on you and you don't even see it coming.