Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

Somebody dealt him the shit end of the stick by spelling his name that way though.

For real. Just spell it right. It's Jeffrey. Period. It's a basic, standard name, there is no making it unique. Wise up.

[Guest]

That last one ended on another vaguely threatening note, lol... Johnny better hope this guy doesn't have Vancouver mafia ties but if he's Lucifer he prolly does

[Mister Obvious]

Vancouver mafia ties

[Mister Obvious]

Good ol' Jeffery, filling in that vacuum left in the universe by Morgan's disappearance...

Doing God's work up in here...

[Mister Obvious]

He's serving us that plate.

Serving us that good-good.

Full course meal with extras.

[Mister Obvious]

Jeffery: Supreme Shitlord, Righter of Wrongs

[Mister Obvious]

6:52 we're unworthy of this legend.

[Mister Obvious]

It's just fucked up cuz some of these psychos look so normal and lmao... until you're like, a hitchhiker in the passenger seat with 'em and they start talking a bunch of crazy nutter shit, you'd never know!

[Mister Obvious]

Oh so Jeffery's been at it for a hot minute, I see...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXVFxBHHJ60

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhXNrK6yBVU

[Mister Obvious]

TBH he seems saner in his Morgan videos.

[Mister Obvious]

Nutty Buddy indeed.

[Mister Obvious]

Jeffery's been making YT vids since at least 2009... also seems like he's the channel deleting type, otherwise there wouldn't be a bunch of random uploads of his clips on other channels.

[Mister Obvious]

Let your psycho flag fly freely, Jeffery, don't be shy hon.

[Guest]

I like to picture Johnny watching that video and walking away with a concerned look muttering "ancient blue-tinged sword??"

[Mister Obvious]

And let me tell ya, those blue tinged swords are THE WORST.

[Mister Obvious]

1:29 he's right. Johnny's approach was just fucked up.

2:23 honestly Jeffery, don't stop.

3:00 bwahaha, this guy tells the fucking truth.

3:22 he is OBSESSED with SeekingArrangement, he's been talking about it for YEAARRSSS.

3:40 he's absofuckinglutely right. She could have gotten paid BIG to even come and SEE Johnny's old dad ass... she should have played her cards right, hell she should have fucking asked Jeffery's advice first, muwahaha, bwhahahaha!

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan gave it away for free...

Tsk.

In comparison to the standards she could have set...

Johnny got it for free.

This is the problem with women today...

They have sex with people.

[Mister Obvious]

$35,000 for me to come and meet you...

No sex.

It doesn't have a price hon, you can't buy it.

And regardless of what some grizzled, briny hater would say...

Jeffery's a man, not the sanest of the bunch, but he does speak the truth...

I'll bet you Morgan could have gotten that from some old rich guy, maybe even Johnny cuz you know what?

Morgan's hot.

Like it or not, she's hot.

It is what it is.

The sky is blue (at least in this Earth Age) and bees make honey (at least they do right now, check out my thread about declining bee populations), and it just is what it fuckin' is.

You can hate, you can say it ain't so...

But that doesn't change cold, hard facts.

Morgan fucked up.

She should have charged more, and she shouldn't have had sex.

[Mister Obvious]

If Morgan hadn't had sex with Johnny...

I guarantee you he wouldn't have been a pussy and called the popo on her.

Men get emasculated when you have sex with them.

They want to chase you and fight for you, it's their natural programming.

When you have sex with them, they lose their power.

I'll bet you Johnny's family were the ones who put down the pressure on him and that's why he took this approach.

If that's the case, then they should have talked to him sooner...

It was irresponsible to let him go as far as he did with Morgan.

Johnny clearly needs his family to control his life more.