Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[GXT]

She's not the first person I've known to have gotten sober and then started going down conspiracy rabbit holes.
Everyone is insane now though, so I think she'll be OK.

[Mister Obvious]

I forgot about the Bronco driver's seat toilet...

[GXT]

Re: Brett Cooper, she's literally an actress. That's how she started out and "The Comment Section" was the only stable gig she was able to get in the new media. Of course it's all fake. I watched some of her vids and enjoyed her but people should be offended that they're picking literal actors to appeal to the fringe.

12:40  ugh theater people... could explain my allergy to the Daily Wire.  I like Candace Owens since she left though.

Never watched Brett Cooper but that Reagan must be a real psycho. About all 4k comments on her latest video are calling out how creepy and horrible this is.

[Mister Obvious]

12:52 oh wow, sorry but these people look like total weirdos. So they're failed theater/stage people... explains a lot. No shade. Their real mistake was thinking they could use the "tricks of the trade" to peddle news to a specific audience they probably don't even agree with on an ideological level.

[Mister Obvious]

That edited video she made lastnight was pretty good.

[GXT]

Not sure we should let Elon be President of the Galaxy if Starlink can barely handle Morgan's Vlogmas

[Mister Obvious]

She says the connection drops anytime a cloud passes over... doesn't sound reliable at all. It's kind of like a satellite phone, great concept, great for emergencies, but as far as regular usage, it's kind of impractical.

[Mister Obvious]

What the fuck is Morgan's beef with natural flavoring??

I mean damn, if natural flavoring is sooo bad, artificial flavoring must be the literal devil, right?

I haven't really looked into it, I'm sure if I did, I'd find concerning things...

But my God, nobody gets out alive. Why be so obsessive??

[Mister Obvious]

So I did a little search, read a few brief tidbits, and hey listen...

Whatever.

Give me the fucking food and shut up. I do not care.

[Mister Obvious]

She's making a flat earth gingerbread house, roflmfaolololol.

[Mister Obvious]

Lol she's eviscerating the mac 'n cheese with a chopstick or something.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan says she's gotta gain weight. I sorta agree with her, but at the same time, just cuz you're super thin doesn't mean you're not healthy. I think people are kinda judgy when it comes to that type of stuff. BMI calculators can tell you if you really are unhealthily underweight.

[Mister Obvious]

I actually like her theory about holes in the firmament, I just wish I was tripping ballz so I could get the full value out of it.

[GXT]

Flat earth Mac n cheese Christmas Eve Yukon hat gingerbread Morgan is pretty entertaining lol

[GXT]

I have Great Lakes Christmas Ales and blackberry gummies so hopefully getting full effect but not sure

[GXT]

Poor Morgan as a kid was eating fruit roll ups not realizing it was the material her lube mogul grandfather was using to make edible underwear

[GXT]

Now she's eating Mac n cheese rambling about how a drunken bodycam video ruined her internet life

[GXT]

She took the hat off though and has just admitted that she hates gingerbread nonsense lol

[GXT]

Hope Marco and Jose aren't busily working on their gingerbread houses lol

[GXT]

Hahaha Jose called in... he's awesome