Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

She is definitely at her best talking to herself about herself

Man, hell yes. Nail on the head. And God bless her for it.

I want everyone to do what Morgan does.

[GXT]

I keep pausing I think I'm behind... I have to refresh it to keep up so I'll prolly miss something

[Mister Obvious]

She's talking about a 9 year age gap (being with a younger dude) like it's a huge age gap or something...

It's really not.

[Mister Obvious]

I keep pausing I think I'm behind... I have to refresh it to keep up so I'll prolly miss something

I'm like 30 minutes behind.

[GXT]

She's still going despite threats to sign off lol... . sounds like she's just getting warmed up

[GXT]

Yammering about the dogs though, I want more firmament talk

[GXT]

Quite an abrupt sign off lol... Merry Christmas!

[Mister Obvious]

Did you see the part where Miles was hardcore side-eyeing while she was putting the other dog in bed and kissing on it, roflmfaolololol.

[GXT]

Damn I missed that.. lol must've been Buddy I think they're rivals

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno how people livestream for hours without ever going to the bathroom.

I think going to the bathroom is an important part of hangin' out.

[GXT]

True... and hangin' out is also an important part of going to the bathroom

[GXT]

Thanks and G'night folks!

[GXT]

Christmas morning and Morgan's retelling the story of when she got mad and purposely rammed her Bronco into someone's car.
She even added festive details like how she made fun of the arresting officer's cameltoe and they gave her more charges. Lol

It's good she got sober. If she's worried about her reputation, she could maybe stop telling this story lol.
Especially the part about ramming a truck into someone.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm kinda miffed that she made the livestream private and I missed some juicy shit. But honestly, it's fine, I was out doing some way more fun shit than that anyways?!

[GXT]

That is good! You didn't miss anything flat earth shattering lol, she was just talking shit about a bunch of people including her family... I don't blame her for making it private.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan is gonna dessert the fuck out of us now that it's not Christmas anymore. I can tell. She is gonna go silent. She promised us she'd keep it up til new years at least... she totally won't. I can feel it. I've come to rely on Morgan's daily videos, I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS. MORGAN. MORGAAAAANNNNNNNUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!exclamationpoint

[GXT]

Well she made it back... must've been a tame one today though since it's still public on YT.
Speaking of dessert, I'm still laughing about how she ditched the gingerbread on Christmas Eve, said "It was never fun doing this!"
and threatened to quit livestreaming altogether

[GXT]

Had to rewatch... she had a big glop of blue icing on a bunch of moon pies stacked on the flat earth gingerbread,
then just plopped it in the garbage.
"My main demographic is 45-65 year old males" LOL

[Mister Obvious]

She's right though, iPhone cameras do suck and they always have.

[Mister Obvious]

The stuff she keeps bringing up about the positioning of the North Star is kinda compelling, TBH.