Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

I really hope she doesn't relapse on alcohol because of all this shit.

[Mister Obvious]

God be with Morgan... seriously.

[Mister Obvious]

There's like literally nothing I can do for her but... yeah I just really hope she moves on from John, ditches the fucking doomed camper and fucking just turns over a new leaf.

[Mister Obvious]

She *might* kinda need to get a job though. She poo poos the idea and I get it but dang.

And if YT is her job then she better KEEP FUCKING POSTING LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS AGAIN.

Fuck, maybe even start a damn OnlyFans or something... if she wants to fundraise.

[Mister Obvious]

"I'm really good at smoking weed at night. Night time is good for MO." -- Morgan, 2025

[Mister Obvious]

She ain't wrong...

[Mister Obvious]

She's streaming again and apparently she ate an edible... I can tell cuz she sounds way higher than she would if she just smoked down.

[Mister Obvious]

Edibles are different than smoking it. She shouldn't worry about smoking some shit. She's just being too restrictive dude.

[Mister Obvious]

How many weed cookies did she even get?

That supply ain't gonna last long...

She should have gotten a bag full of some sweet sticky green.

[Mister Obvious]

She should definitely stay high though, it's way better. I mean... not ALL the time cuz she won't get anything done but.

Definitely at night.

She needs to dump that fucking camper dude, the thing is a lost cause for sure.

Sell everything and get ONE damn vehicle to live in. Period.

[GXT]

Quite a nutty day there for Morgan. I didn't get to see the final calm down cookie chapter, and now she's deleted all 3 livestreams.
Oh well, glad she survived...

[Mister Obvious]

Deleted? Facepalm. I didn't get to watch the last one.

[Mister Obvious]

Bro. Morgan's wishy washy deleting shit is prolly what has always bothered me the most about her.

[Mister Obvious]

Wonder how she's doing.

[Mister Obvious]

Wonder why she doesn't have an OnlyFans. Real shit. She ain't even gotta get nekkit.

[Mister Obvious]

Just do spicy shit.

[GXT]

She did a 5 and a half hour livestream last night... I checked in a few random times and it seemed that it mostly about xantham gum.
Not spicy at all!

[GXT]

Oh yeah she also talked about how she hates Elon Musk and thinks he will be the next president.
So like 5 hours of xantham gum, then bashing Elon for a bit.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh yeah she also talked about how she hates Elon Musk and thinks he will be the next president.

Didn't she used to simp for Elon? Wonder what happened.

[Mister Obvious]

This will be Elon's only term cuz he's not a natural born citizen.