Please stop thinking in a sexual manner

[Lucas]

There will be no transportation of your soul to a higher level if your body is being constantly abused . Now is the time to prepare your essence for travel to the next dimension because a spaceship will appear in a very short time to lift up the pure vessels.

Please be ready

[Mister Obvious]

Heck yeah, you hear that guys, I'm OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!

[user328]

We don't have to commit mass suicide in order to get to the mothership, do we?

[Lucas]

Heck yeah, you hear that guys, I'm OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!

We don't have to commit mass suicide in order to get to the mothership, do we?

No , but if you are some kind of sex fiend who can’t control its urges or maybe a modern day prostitute then it’s best to follow the biblical advice to Lance off the offending member and sin no more 
Even Jesus was able to save a hooker from hell

[Guest]

I hopes all of you make it a bored the interstellar gospel ship and we can reminisce about all the evil we escaped , how females like mo tried to keep us down in the gutter with hookers and dildos . But we escaped her carnal clutch , Victory over that demon
And then we are homeward bound to a new galaxy where heaven is located , a place without sex or junk food or hairy creatures.
Are you ready for transportation pilgrims? Put away those lusting thoughts, discard your tight fitting undergarments and put on your robes

[user328]

No , but if you are some kind of sex fiend who can’t control its urges or maybe a modern day prostitute then it’s best to follow the biblical advice to Lance off the offending member and sin no more 
Even Jesus was able to save a hooker from hell

If you're referring to Mary Magdalene, there's no evidence she was a prostitute.

[Mister Obvious]

This is perhaps the most important thread ever posted on this site.

Indeed, we must cleanse our minds of all sexual thoughts and become beings of light.

[user328]

Indeed, we must cleanse our minds of all sexual thoughts and become beings of light.

Imagine all the guys going around sporting light sabers in their trousers.

[Mister Obvious]

I shall cease all sexual thinking.

[Mister Obvious]

If you think about not having any sexual thoughts, does that count as a sexual thought?

How long is this gonna take?

I'm all in, don't get me wrong, but...

It's not gonna be easy.

Like it's gonna be easy-ISH, but not "easy" easy.

[user328]

Important Threads and Normal Threads

[Mister Obvious]

BAHAHAHAHA RIGHT!?!2/3@?#!?#1#!?1

I was like wow...

I meeean, nice way to categorize things.

And this, ladies and gents (okay, just gents) is why the thread pinning feature has never been utilized on this forum...

[Mister Obvious]

In this case, I legit agree with that categorization.

Because we must become free of all sexual thought.

[Mister Obvious]

Shockingly, it's actually working for me so far.

I feel holier already.

[Mister Obvious]

At first I was like "Nah, this is pointless."

But as I continue ceasing all sexual thought, like...

I feel my vibration rising higher and higher.

I don't care that much about boarding an interstellar mothership.

I'm just doing this to be better than other people!

[Mister Obvious]

It's WORKINNNNGGGGG!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I don't wanna trivialize this though, it's actually super serious.

100%.

I challenge you guys to really set forth the intention to cease all sexual thought.

Watch what happens.

You'll have fewer sexual thoughts and become worthy of heaven.

[user328]

Can we have a Bible study subforum?

[Mister Obvious]

AKA the Mothership.

[Mister Obvious]

Can we have a Bible study subforum?

No but you can have a Bible study thread...

Because I care about you.