Bushcraft: Wilderness Survival Info Sources

[Mister Obvious]

*rips off page, crumples up, tosses into member file specific garbage can full of other cast off paper from files of other members*

[Mister Obvious]

I'm just kidding.

My files are all digital.

[Mister Obvious]

I was just drawing dicks.

[user428]

I'd shit a brick if I got billed for 85,000 kWH.

Yeah, that seems like a heck of lot. Prob about right.

[user328]

I was just drawing dicks.

Thinking of going off the lesbo reservation?

[fungonehanded]

well if you want me to smex

[Mister Obvious]

Who the fuck calls themself "Fungus" though? For real?

[Mister Obvious]

Who does that??

[striktneiencunt]

Who the fuck calls themself "Fungus" though? For real?

my name was stikctkniene you funkin changed when I was drunk ya cute bish

[Mister Obvious]

That's a way better name!

You definitely came up with Fungus though, I definitely did not choose that name for you.

[funginothomo]

No you didn't make it up I was drunk watching videos on fungi change it back then fucker bet ya can't homo 

[Mister Obvious]

Oh nah, it's fine. It's grown on me.

(SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!)

[changeofname]

What I feel you could do MO is block the fung name allow the strictnein name try something like that im sorry about that mate

[Mister Obvious]

Hahaha, that sounds like effort.

[fungnamechange]

Just stop it I love you until stars burn out and that will never change

[Mister Obvious]

Cool, cool.

[user328]

Why must you fag up every thread, Fungus? Asking for a friend.

[Mister Obvious]

[user428]

If you have a space blanket, you can deflect any type of infrared from helicopters too! An old guy told me about that.

[user428]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5sV5BGFnQ

Survivorman, on Youtube. The OG bushract guy. I love these.