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https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/stat...2385035264
Look at all those fighting aged men with their shiny new government issued cell phones!
Gotta take good care of those foot soldiers.
Where are the MREs??
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https://banned.video/watch?id=645d6744594c218d2334a58e
104:15 look how these border agents start acting when Owen asks them questions...
The one agent guy starts looking all suspicious then throws out the default "I don't know anything" answer.
Unfuckingbelievable.
These people are taking their orders from everyone other than the United States.
Owen's great though, lol.
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(05-23-2023, 08:57 PM)Chatwoman Wrote:
https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-...in-on-guam
Seas lookin' choppy...
https://twitter.com/search?q=guam&src=typed_query&f=live
I mean, Guam is a TINY place.
It's pretty bad luck to be in the path of some shit like that...
https://i.imgur.com/lo094M5.png
https://i.imgur.com/ZIhA3TH.png
I mean seriously, how the fuck is it just happening to pass RIGHT OVER GUAM with that tinyass island in the dead center of the "eye" of the typhoon??
I dunno, whatever, but I'm just saying.
Quote:Guam is approximately 30 miles long, 1 miles to 8-1/2 miles wide.
That's like ridiculously tiny.
3:50:00 he's falling asleep on air.
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TBH it looks like it's gonna go straight over Rota, northeast of Guam.
Wouldn't wanna be on Rota right now... mega tiny island, 3200 people live there.
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I think the eye will go between Guam and Rota, so it's just gonna be a shitload of rain.
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4:16:00 I love it when he puts Chapstick on.
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Steve is so fucking iconic.
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I'm glad its over there, and not giving the monsoon rains here in AZ this year.
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I'm trying to find some funny GIFs people have saved of him over the years.
There are some good ones...
https://media.tenor.com/I5fn5767F3EAAAAd...er-tds.gif
https://media.tenor.com/rYxZJwpByvQAAAAd...ookner.gif
https://media.tenor.com/DMoPGMUgsgEAAAAd...s-down.gif
That time he totally lost his fuckin' mind about Trump on air, foaming at the mouth...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwDJxBD3NBE
OMG!
There's a whole Steve Lookner meltdowns PLAYLIST!?!??!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL...uAFT0wjMfe
Lol, there's some good stuff on there.
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He's good. I've watched him before.
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That was at like 4:33:00... I can't get exact timestamps cuz it's live, but there are just so many gems dropped in every Lookner broadcast.
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Steve is one of the only YouTubers who has fused the sorta "TV format" into his channel without it seeming annoying and sad/archaic to me. Probably because it's just simple newscasting and that's why it works.
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He's just fucking great at it.
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I love how whenever he catches himself nodding off, he gets low key startled and immediately looks over at the chat.
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Yeah he's really authentic. Just reads the news. Good concept for YouTube.
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He used to write for SNL and he was on this TV show one time...
His love-haters call him Looknerd, but I never understood the "Bran Boy" nickname til I saw this just now, lmfaolol.
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Oh cool. Yeah I had seen that he was in the industry before. But I forget about that.
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Panty creaming Steve, incoming.
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Agenda Free Steve coming to serve you up some unbiased creamed panties over Trump drama.
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