Thank God for pretty privilege, and here's why...

[Mister Obvious]

I like Dan, he knows me pretty well already... fast learner. Did you know pretty people like fast learners??

They had mercy on me as a medium-speed learner though, because they are so very kind.

[user428]

MO is a pretty person, and also really smart.

[Mister Obvious]

It takes one to know one, Dan.

[Guest]

This is for you, MO.



This is for you, Dan.

[Mister Obvious]

You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

I cannot fucking believe that's a real song.

[Guest]

Them country and western singers have a sense of humor, all right.