I wanna open a saloon called The Greasy Spoon...

[Mister Obvious]

Does it make sense? No. Does my soul want it? Yes.

[Mister Obvious]

Let's do this.

Come be my patron at The Greasy Spoon.

[Mister Obvious]

Free taquitos.

Limit 5.

The only utensils are spoons.

[Mister Obvious]

Limit 5.

Wait, how big are taquitos though??

I feel like they're pretty small.

They're gonna have to be small if we're giving 5 out for free.

[Dark Dick]

How about "The Slippery Chopsticks"?

Or, "The Oily Chopsticks".

[Mister Obvious]

The greasiest spoon ever.

It's greasy, it's been inadequately cleaned, and it's waiting to give you food poisoning.

Come on down y'all, The Greasy Spoon is open!?!?!

[Mister Obvious]

Spoons have no place in a saloon.

But here we are.

And we're doing this.

We're doing it together.

[Mister Obvious]

[somethingelseishere]

Ha, there's a place of similar qualities in an upcoming storyline but - no spoilers.

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa, that's weird! I love it!

[GXT]

The Greasy Spoon sounds awesome... I usually hang out at The Unlubed Spork. They give 5 free hard boiled eggs but you gotta eat them all before you can get a drink and they charge for salt packets so it's not that great. It just seems dumb.
I griped about it once to the owner while I was sitting at the bar but he just shook his head said "nah it's good" and left a dirty towel in front of me.
He was all surly cuz supply chain issues getting matte paint for the big spork sign outside. It was looking shiny in the rain and that was
"bad for the brand".
I told him yo try Rain-Ex and he said he tried but slipped and fell as he was climbing the sign.
I said "Huh, ironic" and he just squinted at me.

[GXT]

So yeah need a new saloon to patronize and yours sounds way better!
Grease is actually healthy it gets a bad rap

[user428]

"Saloon" is only one letter away from "Salmon."

Coincidence? I think not.

[Dark Dick]

You can have this playing on the jukebox.

[Mister Obvious]

Grease is actually healthy it gets a bad rap

Fresh grease is healthy. It's the old grease that is waiting to wreak havoc on your a-hole.

You can have this playing on the jukebox.

Niiiiice. Oh Dickie, it's perfect.

You're perfect.

[Mister Obvious]

[GXT]

Kind of a sad jukebox... hopefully the spoons are nice and will cheer people up.

[GXT]

At least until the food poisoning kicks in

[Dark Dick]

I'll open a medieval tavern called the "Inn and Outhouse".