THE MOON IS ANOTHER PLANET!!!!!!!!!?

[Dark Dick]

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[Dark Dick]

When someone gazes at the full moon and turns into a werewolf, can you say that they went "full bush"?

[Mister Obvious]

And I absolutely do not believe the narrative that the moon is slowly moving away from us.

And it's unfair that we just call it the moon. It needs a planet name.

[Mister Obvious]

And I absolutely do not believe the narrative that the moon is slowly moving away from us.

Total conspiracy.

I bet it's getting closer if anything.

[Mister Obvious]

Okay maybe not but... it SHOULD have a more planety name. There are a lot of "moons" out there, and even though all the moons are totally planets, it's just too basic and it's kind of disrespectful.

We need to show some serious respect for this planetary body that is honestly terrifyingly close to us.

[Mister Obvious]

We don't want to piss the moon off.

[Dark Dick]

How about "Mono", or "Monos".

[GXT]

We don't want to piss the moon off.

https://theonion.com/sun-unsure-what-it-...-it-again/

[Dark Dick]

You should rename "Monday" to "Moonday".

[Mister Obvious]

https://theonion.com/sun-unsure-what-it-...-it-again/

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

You should rename "Monday" to "Moonday".

That is what it means anyway though. Saturday = Saturn, Sunday = Sun... the others, I dunno. I'm sure there's a connection though.

[Dark Dick]

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Retro Moon Vacation Advertisement.

[Dark Dick]

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"Flight To The Moon" model.

I wonder if her moon rocket blasts off if you push the button.

[Mister Obvious]

ROFL @ the huge antenna on the helmet.

Holy shit man, what a time.

[Dark Dick]

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Tin Tin: "Explorers On The Moon".

[Mister Obvious]

I still can't believe it.

[Mister Obvious]

And it's unfair that we just call it the moon. It needs a planet name.

I guess it's just "Planet Luna"...

Such a pretty name for such a menacingly close, huge fucking object that is most likely going to take us the fuck out eventually, let's be real.

Anybody who really believes the moon is drifting away from us...

I have a timeshare available, it's on the moon.

[Mister Obvious]

I've got 25 cents for the first person who can prove to me with teh mathematics that the moon is actually drifting away.

Pretend it's 1910. Show me something.

[Mister Obvious]

I'll have to mail it to you though.

Somebody tried to mail me change once, the envelope ripped and it arrived empty.

I'm just warning you.

[Mister Obvious]

I guess maybe deep down inside I don't want proof... I want to believe the moon really will crash into us.