Graham Hancock: Ancient Apocalypse - Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

God, all these shows are so ULTRA HD.

The picture is crystal clear.

Don't nobody need to see nothin' that clearly.

For real.

They need to dial this shit back.

[Mister Obvious]

So they're saying that the Mayan calendar suggests massive change between 2000 - 2080.

I ain't gonna live to see what the fuck the fuss is all about, I just know it.

Muhfuckin' fucka fuck.

[Mister Obvious]

I really like Graham HANDCOCK. He seems like such a sweet and friendly old dude.

[Mister Obvious]

24:46 God dang, those temples are insanely beautiful.

[Mister Obvious]

What the fuck did happen to the Mayan people though...

Like for real.

Shit is eerie.

[Mister Obvious]

Well of course all these ancient cultures were obsessed with the Milky Way, the damn thing looks crazy.

They lived in a time with ZERO light pollution whatsoever, they could see that shit WELL.

IRL I've only ever seen it in the far north, Atlantic Canada. It looks like a long cloud with a huge concentration of stars.

It's no mystery to me that they were obsessed with it, it's only natural.

[Mister Obvious]

I wanna fuck a reincarnated Mayan king.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude I'm so mad right now.

Netflix's sorry ass had me watching SEASON 2 FIRST.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING SEASON FUCKING TWO THIS ENTIRE TIME.

[Mister Obvious]

With a show like this, I guess it doesn't really matter, but wow.

Gonna start watching S1 E1 now...

[Mister Obvious]

It's prolly better than season 2 anyway, no shade.

[Mister Obvious]

This shit is fucking good though.

There need to be more shows like this, of this same quality...

I feel like Gaia's stuff isn't this well done.

And so many of the people they bring on seem like their shit is scripted or they're just totally full of crap in general.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it's pretty likely that shows like Ancient Aliens were HEAVILY influenced by the "reality TV boom" back in the early 2000s.

They were trying to catch that same vibe, which is a vibe of fakeness and I always abhorred it.

[Mister Obvious]

S1 E2 1:00 Joe Rogan has a brief guest appearance. He looks fucking great.

[Mister Obvious]

Well, E2 is about over and I gotta tell you...

I zoned out hard again and all I can say is that if I ever rewatch this show, it'll be like seeing it for the first time.

And it's not like it's bad or something. It's GREAT. I just can't seem to focus on it even though I am heavily interested in the topic.

[Mister Obvious]

S1 E3, I gotta hand it to them, I had never even heard of this one before...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%A0gantija

Ggantija.

Some of the aerial footage in this show makes you wish so hard that you were right there in the middle of these places.

Being able to visit all these places, man Graham has lived a truly blessed life.

[Mister Obvious]

It's giving Coral Castle vibes.

[Mister Obvious]

Graham Hancock has been doing the Lord's work.

[Mister Obvious]

Just imagine what is under the oceans.

Earth, the planet of secrets.

[Mister Obvious]

Misrah Ghar il-Kbir (informally known as Clapham Junction) is a prehistoric site in Siġġiewi, in the south of the Island of Malta, near the Dingli Cliffs. It is best known for its "cart ruts", a complex network of tracks carved in the rock.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misra%C4%A...ar_il-Kbir

They extend right into the water.

[Mister Obvious]

Earth has one sexy equatorial bulge.