I think it's time to start drinkin'...

[GXT]

Drink the first, sip the second, skip the third.

Great advice from Knute Rockne but he died in a plane crash at 43.

[GXT]

I like 420 rule better...

4 beers, 2 gummies, 0 hangover.

Can only do it once in awhile though or a tolerance develops that can throw off the whole formula.

[GXT]

2 gummies

10 mg each- 20 total... I know people who take 100-200mg lol this is not what I'm looking for.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah man some of those 20MG are enough to make a horse trip.

I do absolutely love my edibles.

Lastnight though...

I had TWO AND A HALF hard seltzers.

I was SILLY tipsy, and I'm not even hungover or anything today.

[Mister Obvious]

I was closer to drunk than tipsy but I still don't consider myself to have been "drunk"...

[Mister Obvious]

I think the ideal way of life would be to microdose THC and/or shrooms all day every day.

But that's just my opinion.

[Luscious Atanari]

I think the ideal way of life would be to microdose THC and/or shrooms all day every day.

But that's just my opinion.

Microdosing shrooms is stupidly wonderful. I have a little stash of Yeti (similar to penis envy).

[Mister Obvious]

[GXT]

Lol I saw an article earlier today about John Candy, then here Shane Gillis reminds me of John Candy.

And if Sandra Lee had married him she could've been Sandy Candy.

[GXT]

This should conclude my spate of candy related posts

[Mister Obvious]

Lol, I mean it's hilarious, but sweet mother of God...

The benefits of a couple of beers are absolutely real...

[Mister Obvious]

I love how his speech is just slightly slurred, not really over the top... this guy is good. I'm not sure I've ever heard of him before.

God man.

Is it time to start drinking yet?!?

[Mister Obvious]

It's BEER O'CLOCK!??!?!

[Mister Obvious]

I'm so glad I decided to start drinking daily!

[Mister Obvious]

"What're you guys doin' here?" rofl.

[Mister Obvious]

It's beer-thirty!

[GXT]

I got a six pack called Third Eye Brewing Company Higher Consciousness Scottish Wee Heavy... 8.6% so only have 2... 3 max.
Lol does not help with spelling the word consciousness that took about 6 attempts.

[Mister Obvious]

Lol does not help with spelling the word consciousness that took about 6 attempts.

Dude every basic task is like 10 TIMES HARDER halfway through the first beer.

It's ridiculous. It actually pisses me off briefly but I think the benefits outweigh the downsides.

When I was a kid, this super cool eccentric old lady told me that women should never call themselves "drunk"...

"Tipsy" is the proper word.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it's time to start making vodka Jello shots.

[GXT]

The last time I can recall seeing a Jello shot was at a Cake concert in like 2011... a girl was selling them on toothpicks.
Hopefully I didn't get one. But I can't remember if I did, or even why I was at a Cake concert! Lol