Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

"That sponge is bullshit."

[Guest]

It is the Perfect time for Spring Cleaning. 

[somethingelseishere]

"Goddamn, that Laura Linney is one sexy bitch!"

[Guest]

Dear internet , my weiner is grande , warm and full of hot sauce ...could use some buttered buns and condomints. Lets enjoy a hot dog at the park

[Mister Obvious]

full of hot sauce

THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT BURNS

[Guest]

golly I would sure love to have Laura Ingram , pam from the office and Kate Beckinsale for a sleepover ... and we could all not use toilet paper and just these super soft rags and the outhouse with special panorama windows

[user316]

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[user316]

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[Mister Obvious]

"She's got some really nice ears dude."

[Guest]

Worl in lockdown over a flu virus, this is gayer than liberace

[Guest]

Almost as gay as hoarding toilet paper.

[Guest]

wait i dont care bout no spring cleaning whos that new girl rolling down on those white boots like that 
hi, hi.
girl im feelin kinda lonely im feelin horny put the piece in the middle like monie big thick plumber chick  prrrrr drummer chick 

[Guest]

03-06-2020, 01:54 PM
One of the greatest gifts that you can give yourself is acceptance toward death...

The deaths of others, and your own eventual death as well.

Don't meet death with dread, or fear, or any other useless negative emotions that simply waste the time you have left.

Be happy, be glad, be excited to experience life's ultimate trip.

03-06-2020, 01:58 PM

https://youtu.be/f4yXBIigZbg

Ты знаешь, так хочется жить
Наслаждаться восходом багряным
Жить чтобы просто любить

Всех кто живёт с тобой рядом.

Ты знаешь, так хочется жить
Просыпаться с тобою на рассвете
Взять и кофе сварить
Пока ещё спят все на свете.

Ты знаешь, так хочется жить
Как не напишут в газете
Взять и всё раздарить
Жить чтобы помнили дети.

Ты знаешь, так хочется жить
В миг, когда тебя задавило
Встать и всем объявить:
"Я вернусь, даже если прибило".

Ты знаешь, так хочется жить
В ту минуту что роковая
Всё плохое забыть. всех простить
Лишь прощение - спасение, я знаю.

Ты знаешь, так хочется жить
В зимнем саду спящей вишне
Чтоб по весне расцвести
Деревом для новой жизни

[Mister Obvious]

Beautiful post, Guest. I feel understood in this moment...

[user316]

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[Guest]

My disobediant woman can now be properly trained during the pandemic as there is no 'running away' . Thankyou big gov. for helping to corral this rebellious wench for biblical home study to learn her correct submissive role. The rod of correction will purify and edify my wayward servant.

[Mister Obvious]

"It's like making a pillowcase, only it's not a pillowcase."

[user316]

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[Guest]

i think that v day parade will be cancelled this year or there will be no flights available at least 
you can have oregon and norcal
i will go and eat cup o noodles now 
good day

[Mister Obvious]

i will go and eat cup o noodles now 

SSSSAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!