Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[ELFUNGWALES]

"Ya know there ain't no forgettin"

[Guest]

I bet mo's delicate touch could give us all energies like if we lived on a compound in New Mexico and she was queen bee , I would worship her like Caroline ingalls

[Mister Obvious]

if  we lived on a compound in New Mexico

Baby you are on a fucking roll today!!!!!

[ELFUNGWELLDIGGER]

I bet mo's delicate touch could give us all energies like if  we lived on a compound in New Mexico and she was queen bee  , I would worship her like Caroline ingalls

At first you started well, but you fell down the well.
We have to get little Tommy out of the well!!

[Master Oblivious]

I bet mo's delicate touch could give us all energies like if  we lived on a compound in New Mexico and she was queen bee  , I would worship her like Caroline ingalls

keywords are: mo, energies, queen, worship. 


Just use that formula and Mo will "appoint" you for adoration as she's already done; she's awesome sauce and you got the right ingredients. 

Nice flow, little less on the "crazy" part though... painting with words ain't easy but keyword spamming works!

[Mister Obvious]

"IS IT THICK AND BLACK?"

Lmfao this wasn't even a thought, it was a serious question I shouted at somebody...

[somethingelseishere]

Please Lord Jesus, let her be asking about some homemade molasses.

[Mister Obvious]

lolololo

[Mister Obvious]

It was completely innocent I promise!

[ELFUNGMAXIMUS]

"Nothing happens to anyone that he is not fitted by nature to bear".

[ELFUNGMAXIMUS]

"Its the animals I feel for, being owned by someone as dumb as them"

[Mister Obvious]

Guest what the fuck. You know that was some fucked up shit you just posed. What kinda games you playin'? Is this your way of sending me a Private Message? You're cute honey... but behave.

[somethingelseishere]

*clicks Play on a two-day-paused YT video*

*video plays, then stops to buffer, screen goes black*

"DO NOT be an Ad!" *it's an Ad*

"YOU son of a bitch!!"

[Guest]

Laying on my chaise lounge eating bonbons waiting for the kneegrows to arrive
Oh thurston its soooo exciting

[ELFUNGMAXIMUS]

"Everything ends happy, everything ends swell, unless it smells, or goes to Hell"

[ELFUNGMAXIMUS]

Guest what the fuck. You know that was some fucked up shit you just posed. What kinda games you playin'? Is this your way of sending me a Private Message? You're cute honey... but behave.

"Was this meant for me, did I do something wrong?"
"It probably was me just move along"
"I haven't drank in ages though so I would remember"
"Damn these dark times gettin old n forgettin shit n stuff"
"Sweet n sour comes from Vinegar and Sugar"

[Guest]

mo didn't like my idea of using empty jetliners to ship discontent blacks back to Africa

now consider all the crazy shit she posts , yeah I was a bit surprised and continue to be at her selective abusive moderator powers ...I can barely breathe !

[somethingelseishere]

"Urgh, God, just wait til the woketards get a hold of this!"

[Me, EVERY time I see a major news headline.]

[Marmel]

whack-a-mole is probably the worst game ever invented

[Mister Obvious]

"We need to get into somethin'."