Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

I am a reincarnated confederate soldier please stop being mean to us

[Guest]

I been eating m&ms an fuzzy peach candy all night dressed in a twletubby oitfit
None of you have to dress how society expects. Put on something else ok

[Guest]

Another evening out dicking bimbos

[somethingelseishere]

"Every time you masturbate, you're committing a homosexual act..."

[somethingelseishere]

Lulz.

[Guest]

while I have enjoyed our time together, and I think you're wonderful person, I just feel like we have conflicting life goals which are significant enough that we would not work well long term. It truly pains me to say this, but I think we should kiss other people

[Mister Obvious]

^^Piscean breakup letter

[Mister Obvious]

[52]

^^Piscean breakup letter

ROFL!! True dat!

[Mister Obvious]

[somethingelseishere]

"I think suicide gets a bad rap.
Better to bow out gracefully than overstay your welcome."

[Mister Obvious]

lol

[somethingelseishere]

"Our sexy ladies are standing by to talk you down off the ledge... Call now!"

What happens when phone sex and a suicide hotline have weird babies. ROFL

[Mister Obvious]

LMAO, good one.

[somethingelseishere]

"Think I'll smoke some chicken legs today..."

https://imgur.com/yX5lLYU

And I did.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh man those look delicious!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I love animals, they taste so good!!!!!!

[somethingelseishere]

They turned out good. : )

[somethingelseishere]

Note to Self: People are actually even MORE retarded than previously thought. *sigh*

[user328]

while I have enjoyed our time together, and I think you're wonderful person, I just feel like we have conflicting life goals which are significant enough that we would not work well long term. It truly pains me to say this, but I think we should kiss other people

So that's what this song is about. He has a list of people he wants to kiss.